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Harbingerjm

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15765 on: April 26, 2014, 03:20:44 am »

Granted, the computer is your new master and it uses you for non-financial tasks.

I wish I had more incense for my tech-support.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15766 on: April 26, 2014, 03:55:33 pm »

Granted. Several tons of incense appear right on top of you. You are crushed to death.

I wish Pokemon were real.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15767 on: April 26, 2014, 04:00:11 pm »

Granted. What have you done? What have you done?! Pokemon are real. People still die from the same things. Unable to create Pokeballs, mankind is swiftly wiped out by the superior power of the Pokemon. All is lost.

I wish for Liquid Tension Experiment 3.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15768 on: April 28, 2014, 03:48:35 pm »

Granted. The tension is so underwhelming the world implodes.

I wish Tingle charged much less than 380-some Rupees to decipher Triforce charts, or otherwise the Triforce charts didn't need to be deciphered at all in Zelda: Wind Waker.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15769 on: April 28, 2014, 03:50:35 pm »

Granted. The tension is so underwhelming the world implodes.

I wish Tingle charged much less than 380-some Rupees to decipher Triforce charts, or otherwise the Triforce charts didn't need to be deciphered at all in Zelda: Wind Waker.
Granted, Tingle now actively tries stealing the charts and shards from you. Seeing as how you can't touch him when he is in blimp form, he blows you to bits. Game Over.

I wish that everybody was either a Trap or a Reverse Trap depending on gender.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15770 on: April 28, 2014, 03:53:02 pm »

Granted. Men now grab others and refuse to let them go; however, since women as Reverse Traps would let them go immediately but would also not be allowed to grab them; thus, the universe implodes, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe is never constructed, and in a blast of paradoxism, your wish is never granted.

I wish more people got unintentional time-travel related results from their wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15771 on: April 28, 2014, 03:57:52 pm »

Granted, they all wind up in the same time and place through wormhole mishaps, creating a recursive Bay12 Con.

I wish for a Bay12 Con.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15772 on: April 28, 2014, 03:58:54 pm »

Granted, they all wind up in the same time and place through wormhole mishaps, creating a recursive Bay12 Con.

I wish for a Bay12 Con.

Bay12Con doesn't happen.
DorfCon does.
It results in a FailCannon being built. What Have You Done. You Have Killed Us All.

I wish that life had more tentacles in it.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15773 on: April 28, 2014, 04:01:00 pm »

Granted. I am satisfied with life and no longer try to destroy everything. Overpopulation indirectly kills us all in the end.

I wish for magical gender-swapping abilities to assist in my efforts to destroy the world. Nobody will suspect that woman is actually me!
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15774 on: April 28, 2014, 04:04:12 pm »

Granted. Your female form is a hamster and your male form smells of elderberries.

I wish to be massless but still exist and be conscious.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15775 on: April 28, 2014, 04:05:34 pm »

Granted. Your female form is a hamster and your male form smells of elderberries.

I wish to be massless but still exist and be conscious.
Granted. You are in oblivion. You can think but you have no stimulation whatsoever. Insanity soon follows. You can't lose consciousness.

I wish that doors were named windows and windows were named doors.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15776 on: April 28, 2014, 04:08:01 pm »

Granted. You are defenestrated, don't let the window hit you on the way out.

I wish I hadn't leapfrogged.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15777 on: April 28, 2014, 07:14:56 pm »

Granted. Frogs never existed, the French were much less angry, the French Revolution never happened, the King of France just broke down your front door and took your computer.

I wish to never be defenestrated.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15778 on: April 28, 2014, 07:34:46 pm »

Granted. Whenever someone attempts to do so they shall miss and throw you with such force that you break a hole in the wall.



I wish for Harbingerjm to never land on top of me
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15779 on: April 29, 2014, 12:30:04 am »

Granted. The contents of Harbingerjm's personal magma reservoir land on you.

I wish for a genie.
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