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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1175575 times)

Tawa

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15780 on: April 28, 2014, 03:53:02 pm »

Granted. Men now grab others and refuse to let them go; however, since women as Reverse Traps would let them go immediately but would also not be allowed to grab them; thus, the universe implodes, the Restaurant at the End of the Universe is never constructed, and in a blast of paradoxism, your wish is never granted.

I wish more people got unintentional time-travel related results from their wishes.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15781 on: April 28, 2014, 03:57:52 pm »

Granted, they all wind up in the same time and place through wormhole mishaps, creating a recursive Bay12 Con.

I wish for a Bay12 Con.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15782 on: April 28, 2014, 03:58:54 pm »

Granted, they all wind up in the same time and place through wormhole mishaps, creating a recursive Bay12 Con.

I wish for a Bay12 Con.

Bay12Con doesn't happen.
DorfCon does.
It results in a FailCannon being built. What Have You Done. You Have Killed Us All.

I wish that life had more tentacles in it.
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Lyeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15783 on: April 28, 2014, 04:01:00 pm »

Granted. I am satisfied with life and no longer try to destroy everything. Overpopulation indirectly kills us all in the end.

I wish for magical gender-swapping abilities to assist in my efforts to destroy the world. Nobody will suspect that woman is actually me!
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15784 on: April 28, 2014, 04:04:12 pm »

Granted. Your female form is a hamster and your male form smells of elderberries.

I wish to be massless but still exist and be conscious.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15785 on: April 28, 2014, 04:05:34 pm »

Granted. Your female form is a hamster and your male form smells of elderberries.

I wish to be massless but still exist and be conscious.
Granted. You are in oblivion. You can think but you have no stimulation whatsoever. Insanity soon follows. You can't lose consciousness.

I wish that doors were named windows and windows were named doors.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15786 on: April 28, 2014, 04:08:01 pm »

Granted. You are defenestrated, don't let the window hit you on the way out.

I wish I hadn't leapfrogged.
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Harbingerjm

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15787 on: April 28, 2014, 07:14:56 pm »

Granted. Frogs never existed, the French were much less angry, the French Revolution never happened, the King of France just broke down your front door and took your computer.

I wish to never be defenestrated.
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Furtuka

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15788 on: April 28, 2014, 07:34:46 pm »

Granted. Whenever someone attempts to do so they shall miss and throw you with such force that you break a hole in the wall.



I wish for Harbingerjm to never land on top of me
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Kilojoule Proton

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15789 on: April 29, 2014, 12:30:04 am »

Granted. The contents of Harbingerjm's personal magma reservoir land on you.

I wish for a genie.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15790 on: April 29, 2014, 12:57:16 am »

Granted, but it corrupts your wishes.

I wish for unholy drawing ability.
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Prophet

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15791 on: April 29, 2014, 12:59:35 am »

Granted. It is so unholy that a demon kills you so that it can worship it.

I wish that kevak-senpai was king of the univese.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15792 on: April 29, 2014, 01:02:57 am »

Granted. What have you done? What have you done?Windows are now doors, and doors are windows. Humanity dies by the million each day. Everybody is now either a trap or a reverse trap. Tentacles are everywhere. Sleeping at normal hours is now a social taboo. All is lost.

I wish devil fruit were real.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15793 on: April 29, 2014, 01:15:34 am »

Granted. You eat one while falling through the air towards the ocean. (One piece right?)

I wish that reality was one of Kevak-senpai's dreams.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

TamerVirus

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15794 on: April 29, 2014, 01:33:33 am »

Granted. But he's now awake so reality has ended

I wish for a fuzzy kitten
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