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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15795 on: April 29, 2014, 01:35:07 am »

Granted. It's your new face.

I wish everyone but me had a fuzzy kitten for a face.
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Prophet

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15796 on: April 29, 2014, 03:15:20 am »

Granted. You are then beaten to death for being a non fuzzy demon.

I wish that reality was one of my dreams.

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Lyeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15797 on: April 29, 2014, 07:46:21 am »

Granted. Your reality is one of your dreams. When you wake up, you'll be in my reality. Keheheheh.... You're doomed, Prophet. Doomed.

I wish I was a good person.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15798 on: April 29, 2014, 07:50:07 am »

Granted. You are now good. Good at dying

I wish for world peace
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15799 on: April 29, 2014, 07:50:32 am »

Granted. Your reality is one of your dreams. When you wake up, you'll be in my reality. Keheheheh.... You're doomed, Prophet. Doomed.

I wish I was a good person.

Granted, Your the best person around,always so generous and polite and kind,unfortunatly you refuse to eat any food because other people need it more,you starve soon after.

I wish I didn't derive my main source of entertainment from the internet.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15800 on: April 29, 2014, 07:51:21 am »

Granted. You are now good. Good at dying

I wish for world peace

Granted, There is no world,thus it's peaceful.

I wish I didn't derive my main source of entertainment from the internet.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15801 on: April 29, 2014, 08:08:39 am »

Granted. You now have no internet. Your main source of entertainment is probably scrabbling in the dirt or whatever those filthy IRL daystar-loving scrubs get up to.

I wish my personal magma reservoir wasn't leaking.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15802 on: April 29, 2014, 08:45:19 am »

Granted. It exploded with all the force of a nuclear bomb, killing you an everyone else withing 1km in a shower of magma and explosions.

I wish dorfs were real.
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Shoruke

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15803 on: April 29, 2014, 08:48:43 am »

Granted: You are now a Dwarf. Unfortunately, since Armok doesn't exist on Earth, you simply loaf around until you get hungry, and are arrested for theft when you take the nearest food.

I wish for my upcoming Comp Sci final to be easy for me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15804 on: April 29, 2014, 10:06:23 am »

Granted. It is so easy that it doesn't have any value and your degree isn't recognized.

I wish for time.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15805 on: April 29, 2014, 11:06:22 am »

Granted. You gain 0.000000000000000000000000001 seconds to live.

I wish my word was law. As in, literally, I can only speak in legally binding contracts that leave many loopholes in my favor, and none for anyone I don't want to be able to get out of it... And it works.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15806 on: April 29, 2014, 11:30:29 am »

Granted, but the laws only apply in your micro state, ruled an populated by yourself.

I wish I could draw better and faster.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15807 on: April 29, 2014, 12:05:25 pm »

Granted. You can now draw better and faster.. As long as you are drawing about dead kittens.

I wish I was Superman, with none of the kryptonite weakness stuff.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15808 on: April 29, 2014, 12:06:35 pm »

Granted. You can't control your own strength, and end up destroying the earth.

I wish I could teleport.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #15809 on: April 29, 2014, 12:50:20 pm »

Granted, but since you don't know where the speed at which the Milky Way travels into space, the first time you want to teleport to a position relative to your current one, you die horribly of suffocation in the empty void between stars.

I wish for a new computer mouse.
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