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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1175314 times)

FArgHalfnr

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21045 on: February 06, 2015, 02:15:47 pm »

Granted, but I wish that FArgHalfnr dies a horrible and painful death with nobody around to comfort him, forcing you to approve your own death warrant

I wish that FArgHalfnr dies a horrible and painful death with nobody around to comfort him

Granted. I die a horrible and painful death by your hands. you are then arrested for murder and are given a death sentence.

I wish my computer chair was more comfortable.
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Erils

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21046 on: February 06, 2015, 03:14:15 pm »

Granted, but everything else you own is so uncomfortable in comparison that you spend the rest of your life only able to sit on your computer chair. It breaks one day, leaving you unable to sit on anything.

I wish that I had a more comfortable bed.
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« Reply #21047 on: February 10, 2015, 01:29:17 am »

granted, your bed is so comfortable that you refuse to leave and die of dehydration

I wish life for by the next person to be killed through the corruption of wishes
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Lenglon

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21048 on: February 10, 2015, 01:49:04 am »

Granted, your life is linked to the life of the next person to be killed by the corruption of wishes. Your life becomes for that person. Your life is sustained by that person. and when that person dies, so will you.

I wish I could blow really big and highly pop resistant bubbles at will, them lighter than air and only slightly sticky.
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Gentlefish

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21049 on: February 10, 2015, 04:08:16 am »

Granted. Their natural buoyancy carries you into space where you slowly freeze to death.

I wish I had disposable income.

Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21050 on: February 10, 2015, 11:32:48 am »

Granted it smells like rotting trash


I wish his base now belong to us
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Lyeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21051 on: February 17, 2015, 09:44:02 am »

Granted. In exchange for his base, you give up possession of all that you own. As it turns out, he had no base.

I wish the moon would crash into Earth.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21052 on: February 17, 2015, 01:34:04 pm »

Granted, but it gets reset to 3 days before the collision, setting up an infinite loop.

I wish for a Bay12 Forum Anthem.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21053 on: February 17, 2015, 01:41:15 pm »

Granted. It is horrible. We regret everything.

I wish to regret nothing.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21054 on: February 17, 2015, 01:52:49 pm »

Granted. You lose all moral restraints. Whatever you do, you feel no remorse. You also feel nothing when you make a mistake, either, and thus do not feel compelled to learn from them.

I wish to never be sick again. And sudden death counts as sickness.
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Adragis

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21055 on: February 17, 2015, 01:58:48 pm »

You never become sick, yes, but that means all the toxins stay in your body. You'll die a lot quicker.

I wish for a comprehensive knowledge of Dwarf Fortress.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21056 on: February 17, 2015, 03:59:24 pm »

Granted. You now know EVERY SINGLE THING about Dwarf Fortress, including everything about any releases in the future. All this knowledge causes your brain to explode violently.

I wish for a platypus.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21057 on: February 19, 2015, 07:04:47 pm »

Granted. Your entire family starts shapeshiting and melding together, turning into a giant horrible man eating platypus that wants you to love it, feed it, and not turn it into the cops; these goals are all obtainable by eating you.

I wish for bananas.
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ZalkozDestbro

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21058 on: February 19, 2015, 07:26:52 pm »

Granted, but there is one of them big ass tarantulas in them banana bags.

I wish to be good at stuff.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21059 on: February 19, 2015, 10:01:52 pm »

Granted, but you are press-ganged into a secret government program due to your unique skills.

I wish for the next community worldbuilding thread to be called "Do you wanna build a setting?"
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