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[Tawa]

Granted. The setting that comes out of it is best described as "Hyrule x Star Wars with a little Minecraft thrown in, with a dash of 1984". It is terrible.

I wish that I could act like a shonen protagonist in public without ridicule.

[heydude6]

granted, you are now invisible. Unfortunately for it to work, you have to be completely naked and have an empty stomach. Since they can't see you, how can they ridicule you?



I wish companies weren't manipulative and greedy

[Tawa]

Granted. They give out free candy, up until the point where Google gets everybody's information and turns evil in every way except for manipulation and greed.

I wish that I could act like a shonen protagonist in public without ridicule, since that corruption had nothing to do with my wish.

[heydude6]

(Yes it does, if they can't see you, how can they ridicule you.  )

[Tawa]

(The thing was, you phrased it like I'd wished for invisibility instead and gave meaningless restrictions on it.)

[heydude6]

(ok sorry I'll be clearer next time, I edited my post to make it better)

[The Big D]

Granted, now the entire world is blind except for you so now you can do that thingie.

I wish to have a space elevator to the sun made from *Dwarven Cheese*

[hops]

Granted. Predictably, it melts, plunging the world into a cheesy apocalypse as GLORIOUS  DWARVEN CHEESEMAGMA flooded everything.

I wish for shinies.

[Empiricist]

The shinies are so shiny they act as a Zahir.
I wish for more time.

[hops]

Granted. You have all the time in the universe. Everything apart from you is slowed to a stop due to not having time. You promptly suffocates after using up all your internal oxygen.

I wish for a taste of melange spice. Not enough to make me addicted.

[Insanegame27]

granted. you later find out you were allergic to the spice and die.

I wish that this wish was corrupted

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, but it is ADOM corruption, which means it corrupts you too and you become a writhing mass of primal chaos.

I wish I had a wish.

[heydude6]

granted, you decide to wish for wish

I wish I was a timelord

[Eric Blank]

Granted. You ruin everything and everyone dies. Doctor Who is disappoint. Also dead, but thoroughly disappoint.

I wish I could transform into any creature I want whenever I want, and back again, and retain my normal intellectual faculties throughout.
I will go all the places.

[WillowLuman]

Granted, but when you're something small you get stuck in a jar.

I wish for a pair of gloves.