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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 662137 times)

Cinder

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21075 on: March 02, 2015, 08:00:33 pm »

Granted. Phoenix Wright keeps showing up to yell "OBJECTION!" at you every time you lie.

I wish for a lifetime supply of tasty ice creams.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21076 on: March 02, 2015, 10:21:34 pm »

Granted. You are now bound to a table and forced to watch a group of obese people devour it until it runs out.

I wish for pestilence for my enemies.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21077 on: March 03, 2015, 12:11:16 am »

Granted. Your enemies value personal combat highly, however, so soon you are also infected.

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Cinder

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21078 on: March 03, 2015, 01:03:51 am »

Granted. You get friends. Unfortunately, they're people.

I wish I can shoot beams of pure pessimism from my eyes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21079 on: March 03, 2015, 02:58:53 am »

Granted, but doing so drains you of all negativity, leaving you a smiling fool.

I wish I was not so addicted to the eldritch plaything that is Dwarf Fortress.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21080 on: March 03, 2015, 04:49:51 am »

Granted, but now you can no longer play the eldritch plaything that is Dwarf Fortress

I wish that I could eldritch would not show up as an error in the spellchecker.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21081 on: March 03, 2015, 07:34:31 am »

granted, the spell checker is disabled, now you make common mistakes such as spelling definitely as definatly.

I wish facebook, twitter, myspace, instagram, snapchat, tumblr and google+ didn't exist
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21082 on: March 03, 2015, 08:11:13 am »

Granted, now the bored youth of today turn their attentions to something else more violent.

I wish I had a portal gun.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21083 on: March 03, 2015, 11:03:36 pm »

Granted. You make the fatal mistake of touching the operational end of the device.

I wish for sequels to all the series I'm waiting on to come out already.
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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21084 on: March 04, 2015, 08:12:44 am »

Granted. They turn out to be absolutely horrible and ruin your memory of the series.

I wish for plush orcas.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21085 on: March 04, 2015, 08:41:50 am »

Granted. Your house is filled with 50 life-size plush orcas. Enjoy moving them.

I wish for a burrito.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21086 on: March 04, 2015, 02:15:09 pm »

It impacts you traveling at 5000 m/s. You do not die, but you are forever left with a burrito-shaped hole in your heart.

I wish for the world to descend into anarchy (lol so dark and edgy)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21087 on: March 05, 2015, 08:35:22 am »

Granted, however the anarchy ends after a day, many new nations formed greatly changing the world, one grand country in particular forms, It is called New England and it quickly rises to become the greatest nation in the world, it consumes all of north and south america. Hue.

I wish that massive detonations didn't aggravate delicate situations.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21088 on: March 05, 2015, 09:16:41 am »

But then Random won't drink booze with Gefest. He will curse you and you will get many strange problems like Greek kick, rickrolling all the time and Amber guard will come for you and...

I wish Cheibriados could exist!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21089 on: March 05, 2015, 03:30:02 pm »

Granted, a snail kills everyone with slouch

I wish Dungeon crawl stone soup was more well known.
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