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Insanegame27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21105 on: March 21, 2015, 07:13:19 pm »

Granted, entropy becomes strong enough to cause the heat death of the universe several billion years earlier then it was supposed to.

I wish for ukelelechucks[Two ukeleles attached together at the base by a chain so you can whirl them around.].

Granted. you hit yourself on the head.

I wish i had a wish
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The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21106 on: March 21, 2015, 09:46:20 pm »

Granted, you wish for amnesia

I wish I could figure out the alignment of my 5th edition dnd character
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21107 on: March 21, 2015, 10:03:32 pm »

Granted. You eventually decide that you can't pick just one and your character ends up a horribly dysfunctional benevolent psychopath who gives people money and cures their diseases before robbing and murdering them.

I wish for space sharks.
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Insanegame27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21108 on: March 21, 2015, 10:16:12 pm »

Granted. said sharks eat you and then die in the vacuum of space.

I wish for an uncorruptible wish of "six crates of elbow grease and headlight fluid"
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A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21109 on: March 21, 2015, 10:21:51 pm »

Granted. It is you that is knocked out.
((Haha! That be what I was wishing for!))

(('Cause being up at 3 AM isn't very good for my health.))
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21110 on: March 21, 2015, 11:06:45 pm »

Granted. said sharks eat you and then die in the vacuum of space.

I wish for an uncorruptible wish of "six crates of elbow grease and headlight fluid"

Granted, having six crates of elbow grease and headlight fluid doesn't really need any more corruption.

I wish for a boatload of candy and chocolate.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21111 on: March 21, 2015, 11:28:19 pm »

Granted, a boat filled with candy and chocolate falls from the sky and crushes you

I wish I could save changes that I make to my character sheet.
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Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

Insanegame27

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21112 on: March 22, 2015, 12:04:26 am »

granted. your revised character doesnt like the changes and kills him/herself.

I wish for another six crates of elbow grease and headlight fluid. ((Anyone get the reference?))
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A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21113 on: March 22, 2015, 08:35:59 pm »

Granted, but "war" happens. The jeep never gets fixed, and you turn out to be a figment of you enemy's imagination, or something.

I wish there was a way out of this horrible mess I've made for myself.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21114 on: March 22, 2015, 08:45:44 pm »

Granted. You land yourself in a bigger mess.

I wish for the power of flight!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21115 on: March 22, 2015, 09:04:23 pm »

Granted, but in order to accomplish this, every other flying creature in the world must lose its ability to fly, irrevocably, to be passed on to its offspring. Many would call you a monster, but I like to think of all the great evolutionary opportunities you've just opened up for those organisms that didn't already have a solid stake in the flying game. Like humans.

I wish for the ability to sense the presence of other humans through any obstacle, so long as they are within 30m of me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21116 on: March 22, 2015, 10:09:22 pm »

Granted, although you only have this power every other weekend and on tuesdays as per the custody agreement.

I wish for something.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21117 on: March 22, 2015, 10:41:42 pm »

Granted, The Thing appears in your basement an kills you and your family

I wish for the Master chief collection to be fixed
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21118 on: March 22, 2015, 10:45:27 pm »

Granted. Now it's just four game discs.

I wish for the eventual destruction of the Illuminati.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21119 on: March 23, 2015, 08:14:39 pm »

Granted. Unfortunately, this is only due to the destruction of humanity itself, and the Illuminati are the last to die. Nobody is able to celebrate their downfall.

I wish for morbidity.
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