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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21120 on: March 23, 2015, 08:44:28 pm »

granted, suddenly a monster appears and in the room begins slowly killing your family members one by one. You find this hilarious and begin to laugh so hard that you're rolling on the floor. Tragically, this prevents you from running away from the monster before he kills you.

I wish I had the parkour ability of a titanfall pilot
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21121 on: March 23, 2015, 08:57:56 pm »

Granted. Unfortunately, this is a very incompetent Titanfall pilot. You fall to your doom as you attempt to scale a building.

I wish for such a high Bluff modifier that I could convince people that physical things that they can see contradict things that don't exist.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21122 on: March 23, 2015, 09:01:38 pm »

Granted. You're not immune. Your Bluff skill is so higher then your Sense Motive skill that you can't see through any of your own lies.

I wish for a spaceship shaped like a plump helmet mushroom.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21123 on: March 23, 2015, 10:02:46 pm »

Granted. On your first trip starving space dwarves see it and, being convinced that its a plump helmet destroy it and try to eat it. Being as its still a spaceship, and thus made out of metal, they find it very unappealing. Sadly, you are dead anyways.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21124 on: March 23, 2015, 10:47:28 pm »

Granted. They only have the power output of a laser pointer pen, but now you can't get away with staring at someone's ass without getting caught. They're active 24/7, by the way.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21125 on: March 24, 2015, 04:19:10 am »

Granted. A yandere whose username starts with O and ends with bjective kills you to keep you only for himself.

I wish I have the perfect place to hide the body.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21126 on: March 24, 2015, 04:32:35 am »

Granted, but the perfect place does not necessarily mean you do not get caught. You are charged with homocide.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21127 on: March 24, 2015, 06:15:39 pm »

Granted. It eats you.

I wish for METAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21128 on: March 24, 2015, 07:46:33 pm »

Granted. Here's a fatal dose of mercury.

I wish for this wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21129 on: March 24, 2015, 08:24:14 pm »

"This Wish" is the name of the grenade that you are given. It's fuse is missing...

I wish the government gave cool names to things.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21130 on: March 24, 2015, 09:08:01 pm »

Granted. Nobody takes the Supreme Starflyer Court Excellent or the Bureau of "Creating Laws!! Founding American Justice!!" seriously.

I wish that people liked obscure emoticons more. ˙˘˙
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21131 on: March 25, 2015, 03:57:46 am »

Granted. Everyone now wield the terrifying power of the EMOTICONOMICON. The sheer amount of shookfaces cause the world to explode.

I withh I don't hathe an akcent.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21132 on: March 25, 2015, 06:03:23 am »

Granted. However, you are in <insert extremely racist thingy> and get lynched due to lack of an accent.

I wish to chase the sun and count stars.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21133 on: March 25, 2015, 02:11:11 pm »

Granted. You get pulled towards the sun. This, of course, leads to your death.

I wish to have radioactive waste dumped on my face.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #21134 on: March 25, 2015, 02:15:16 pm »

Granted, you turn into a mutant! Enjoy your five extra arms!

I wish for a wishing wisher of wishful wishing wishes.
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