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[Tawa]

Granted. Nobody takes the Supreme Starflyer Court Excellent or the Bureau of "Creating Laws!! Founding American Justice!!" seriously.

I wish that people liked obscure emoticons more. ˙˘˙

[hops]

Granted. Everyone now wield the terrifying power of the EMOTICONOMICON. The sheer amount of shookfaces cause the world to explode.

I withh I don't hathe an akcent.

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted. However, you are in <insert extremely racist thingy> and get lynched due to lack of an accent.

I wish to chase the sun and count stars.

[jaxy15]

Granted. You get pulled towards the sun. This, of course, leads to your death.

I wish to have radioactive waste dumped on my face.

[Magnumcannon]

Granted, you turn into a mutant! Enjoy your five extra arms!

I wish for a wishing wisher of wishful wishing wishes.

[RNG]

But then wishes will wish-wish wishers out of wishing wishiness.


I wish my wish couldn't be fulfilled.

[heydude6]

granted, everything desire you have is now unattainable, never again will you experience the joy of eating food, (unless it's force-fed against your will), the companionship of a loved one or friend, nor the fun of a good videogame. Everything you want, you can not have.

I wish I wasn't so paranoid

[Emma]

Granted, you now trust everyone and one day get stabbed in the back by someone you really shouldn't have trusted.

I wish for world peace. (Very generic of me.)

[4maskwolf]

Granted.  Humanity becomes entirely peaceful and is overrun by aggressive animals.

I wish for humanity to be happy.

[heydude6]

Granted, everyone is given free narcotics against their will. Eventually they die from drug overdose.

I wish we had working Japanese mecha

[Eric Blank]

Granted, but the first ones to come off the market are giant sex bots, so you can have sex remotely, in public because where are you going to hide a 300 foot sex bot?

I wish for the love of my fellow humans.

[Magnumcannon]

Granted, but it somehow ends with your head impaled in a pike and a vampirical space warlord sitting on a throne next to it.

I wish i could stop sniffing kitties.

[heydude6]

Granted, you are given a cat allergy. Now stop sniffing them, OR DIE!!!!

I wish global warming was fixed

[UnicodingUnicorn]

Granted, but you rolled a 6 and now the world is experiencing Global Cooling. Enjoy your new polar bear neighbours.

I wish that more people will use British Spelling.

[4maskwolf]

Granted, but nuclear war breaks out between the USA and Great Britain over differences in spelling.

I wish that a 6 was just a good thing in RTD's.