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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 816214 times)

Mallos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23460 on: May 21, 2017, 06:29:41 pm »

Granted. Congratulations on becoming an accountant.

I wish for everything to be a Jojo reference.

Granted. Vendémiaire is now shitty supervillain month. Too bad the French Revolutionary Calendar isn't used anymore, so it never actually occurs.

I wish for the destruction of all life.
Granted. Finn and Jake will go home to Ooo

I was hoping someone would get that.
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Puppyguard

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23461 on: May 21, 2017, 06:58:04 pm »

Granted. Everything becomes a Jojo reference!
But everyone also forgets what Jojo is and all media about it is deleted permanently. So no one gets the references.

I wish everyone knew about dwarf fortress.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23462 on: May 21, 2017, 07:36:13 pm »

Granted. Everything becomes a Jojo reference!
But everyone also forgets what Jojo is and all media about it is deleted permanently. So no one gets the references.

I wish everyone knew about dwarf fortress.

Granted. Everyone knows about Dwarf Fortress, but only because they hate it so. Despite it's quality and content, it is hailed as the worst game to ever exist.

I wish for my wish to never be granted.
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Puppyguard

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23463 on: May 21, 2017, 09:40:22 pm »

Not Granted.

I wish for dwarf fortress to gain lots of GOOD popularity.
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23464 on: May 21, 2017, 09:49:49 pm »

Wish granted. The DF community is quickly filled with 11 year olds who can't run a fort for more than a month and are illiterate as they come. The Bay12 forums become a sea of spam and cancerous content, and Toady weeps at what his creation has become.

I wish I was better at everything.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23465 on: May 21, 2017, 10:11:50 pm »

The DF community is quickly filled with 11 year olds who can't run a fort for more than a month and are illiterate as they come. The Bay12 forums become a sea of spam and cancerous content, and Toady weeps at what his creation has become.
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Granted. You become better at everything. Everyone gets so jealous you wind up dead in a dumpster.

I wish for a donut.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23466 on: May 21, 2017, 11:38:28 pm »

Granted. It is coated with chocolate with KCN.

I wish I did not waste about 10 papers on printing a 4 page document because of a symbol on 2nd page.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23467 on: May 22, 2017, 02:43:43 pm »

Granted, but the document will now only print in comic sans.

I wish I wasnt such a wimp
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23468 on: May 22, 2017, 03:34:36 pm »

Granted. You now have a fleshy sign permanently strapped to your back that melts shirts so it can be seen that reads "Not a Wimp"

I wish I didn't spend so much time in this thread.
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23469 on: May 22, 2017, 05:19:26 pm »

Wish granted. You create a new "corrupt a wish" thread and compulsively check it for replies every five minutes. Too bad that it only gets three replies, two of which are simply stating that you made a rip-off thread, until the thread is locked due to you fervently defending your thread using death threats, obscenities about people's mothers, and some illegal spyware download links.

I wish for cake but not the nasty kind with too much frosting
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23470 on: May 22, 2017, 10:21:41 pm »

Granted. You get a cake without any frosting that has eyes and a mouth.
It proceeds to beg for mercy and you cannot bring yourself to eat it. you become great friends and live together for a week, before you cave-in to your urge and devour it. Its screams are still fresh in your memory to this day.

I wish for the next person's wish to be unnecessarily long.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23471 on: May 22, 2017, 10:25:50 pm »

Granted, but it is is only unnecessarily long by a single period.

I wish that the next wish would be completely straightforward with no tricks..
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23472 on: May 22, 2017, 10:28:22 pm »

Wish granted. Of course, there's no guarantee that the corruption won't twist it on its own.

I wish for a shirt.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23473 on: May 22, 2017, 11:16:22 pm »

Granted. You get a shirt proclaiming that Luxembourg should rule the world.
Much to your displeasure, the shirt is also permanently fused to your body. You smell like a walking dumpster that got lost in a gym after a few days.

I wish humans did not require sleep without any bad side effects.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23474 on: May 23, 2017, 01:45:17 am »

Granted. Humans require much more nutrition and water from now on, though.

I wish I could fap as much as I want without cumming.
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