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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 677071 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23475 on: May 22, 2017, 02:43:43 pm »

Granted, but the document will now only print in comic sans.

I wish I wasnt such a wimp
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23476 on: May 22, 2017, 03:34:36 pm »

Granted. You now have a fleshy sign permanently strapped to your back that melts shirts so it can be seen that reads "Not a Wimp"

I wish I didn't spend so much time in this thread.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23477 on: May 22, 2017, 05:19:26 pm »

Wish granted. You create a new "corrupt a wish" thread and compulsively check it for replies every five minutes. Too bad that it only gets three replies, two of which are simply stating that you made a rip-off thread, until the thread is locked due to you fervently defending your thread using death threats, obscenities about people's mothers, and some illegal spyware download links.

I wish for cake but not the nasty kind with too much frosting
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23478 on: May 22, 2017, 10:21:41 pm »

Granted. You get a cake without any frosting that has eyes and a mouth.
It proceeds to beg for mercy and you cannot bring yourself to eat it. you become great friends and live together for a week, before you cave-in to your urge and devour it. Its screams are still fresh in your memory to this day.

I wish for the next person's wish to be unnecessarily long.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23479 on: May 22, 2017, 10:25:50 pm »

Granted, but it is is only unnecessarily long by a single period.

I wish that the next wish would be completely straightforward with no tricks..
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23480 on: May 22, 2017, 10:28:22 pm »

Wish granted. Of course, there's no guarantee that the corruption won't twist it on its own.

I wish for a shirt.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23481 on: May 22, 2017, 11:16:22 pm »

Granted. You get a shirt proclaiming that Luxembourg should rule the world.
Much to your displeasure, the shirt is also permanently fused to your body. You smell like a walking dumpster that got lost in a gym after a few days.

I wish humans did not require sleep without any bad side effects.
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CABL

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23482 on: May 23, 2017, 01:45:17 am »

Granted. Humans require much more nutrition and water from now on, though.

I wish I could fap as much as I want without cumming.
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23483 on: May 23, 2017, 08:19:06 am »

why tho
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23484 on: May 23, 2017, 08:33:39 am »

why tho

It's kinda obvious, but I lose interest in fapping after cumming. So if I'll never cum, I can fap all the day!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23485 on: May 23, 2017, 01:36:37 pm »

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23486 on: May 23, 2017, 05:27:14 pm »

Let me handle this mess.



Granted, you lose your sex drive. You can wag your sausage around as much as you want, but you will never feel any pleasure.

I wish I properly understood why people post lewd things on this forum even though there are supposed to forum guidlines that stop that.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23487 on: May 23, 2017, 06:31:39 pm »

Spoiler: Yup (click to show/hide)

Granted. Now you'll do the same and the cycle continues.

I wish for lizard hands
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23488 on: May 23, 2017, 08:23:21 pm »

Wish granted. Your hands must molt every month or so, leaving piles of nasty, smelly, crusty lizard skin everywhere.

I wish for falcon eyes
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #23489 on: May 23, 2017, 08:44:28 pm »

Granted! They are pickled in a jar. Might be good to sell to a witch or something, useless and gross otherwise.

I wish the next user would start their wish with something other than "I wish".
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