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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1175199 times)

Cadeyrn Heffernan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25425 on: January 05, 2018, 02:15:19 am »

Granted, but that also includes me! Hahahahahaha!

I wish that everything will go perfectly for everyone who reads this thread (including ME) and Toady One.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25426 on: January 05, 2018, 04:45:45 am »

Granted. But it only lasts 10^-24 s.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25427 on: January 05, 2018, 02:44:43 pm »

Granted. A small blanket appears in your hands. You may now cover yourself warmly.

I wish for a couple more slices of turkey leftovers. I ate the last of it.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25428 on: January 05, 2018, 07:41:26 pm »

Granted, the first thing you look at turns in to slices of turkey, hope it's not anything important.

I wish for every one in the world to be happy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25429 on: January 06, 2018, 01:45:00 am »

granted all non demon cultists are dead and there are a thousand years of darkness and blood

i wish a brain implant that play rick and morty episodes on a loop forever so that i become the most intelligent person in the universe
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25430 on: January 06, 2018, 01:48:04 am »

Granted. But this brain implant plays the episodes over your sensory imput (sight and hearing). This prevents you from actually seeing or hearing anything besides the episodes.

I wish that every non-eaten of King Zultan's slices of turkey turns into a computer screen. (Seeing how the first thing he looked at while reading your wish had to be his computer screen)
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Cadeyrn Heffernan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25431 on: January 06, 2018, 03:45:17 am »

This prevents you from actually seeing or hearing anything besides the episodes.

So no difference from the normal Rick and Morty fan?
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25432 on: January 07, 2018, 10:30:09 am »

Granted, but you didn't wish for anything so you get nothing.

Also King Zultan's screens are all old CRTs that don't work with his video card.

I wish to have two wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25433 on: January 07, 2018, 12:18:08 pm »

Granted. You just used up your first one.

I wish to be able to summon permanent pigs.

((Wow, those are some really old screens. VGA standard is from 1980s and I know that DVI and HDMI can be converted to it. (It is done on my computer at home, which by the way has a CRT screen, while running win 7 reasonably well.)))
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25434 on: January 08, 2018, 02:17:13 am »

granted but the pigs summon above you and fall and crush you

i wish for a super mega uber unstoppable lazer 9000
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25435 on: January 08, 2018, 02:18:51 am »

You get an unstoppable laser. Since it's unstoppable, it simply shines right through everything, making the beam invisible and completely harmless.

I wish for thunder.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25436 on: January 08, 2018, 04:42:59 am »

Granted. It happens in your room, shattering all your glass and deafening you.

I wish for the ability to cause thunder at 20m to 40m range.
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Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25437 on: January 08, 2018, 04:47:10 am »

Granted. You become a bolt of lighting. Your lifespan is now measured in the blink of an eye.

I wish for a gun that is capable of shooting bullets normal bullets, but has no noise or recoil when fired.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25438 on: January 08, 2018, 03:45:24 pm »

Granted, you have a completely silent recoil free gun that shoots bullets out of the air. However it shoots teeth, and since it has a normal clip, you have to manually chamber each one.

I wish for the ability to heal and restore life with unlimited uses and without harming me or anyone else.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25439 on: January 08, 2018, 04:26:11 pm »

Granted, every time you use your ability you restore all life that has ever existed in a position, bringing back all critters that were at that position at some point and generally resulting in a meat explosion. Followed by the resurrection of dead pandemics.

I wish to understand why the wishes must have bad outcomes in this thread.
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