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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1279604 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25440 on: January 09, 2018, 02:07:13 am »

Granted, you now know the answer, but it's to much for you to handle and you go insane.

I wish for every day to be Christmas.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25441 on: January 09, 2018, 03:15:20 pm »

granted, everyday is now christmas. due to this there are 366 different Jesuses Jeuss Jesus Christs what ever the plural form of Jesus is, there are now 366 relgions devoted to each Jesus. they are fighting in a massive holy war to determine which Jesus is the true Jesus.

I wish I knew what the plural form of Jesus is.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25442 on: January 09, 2018, 03:26:36 pm »

Someone hands you a basketful of Jeses.

I wish for a basketful of Buddhas.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25443 on: January 10, 2018, 04:54:30 am »

Granted. But they then just teleport away, leaving you with an empty basket.

I wish for a basket full of tangerines.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25444 on: January 10, 2018, 06:11:38 am »

Granted, but they're poisoned. When you bite a tangerine, you start to choke a minute later and die.

I wish that every actor in the world will become very, very HAMMY!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25445 on: January 10, 2018, 07:53:06 am »

granted all actors are now slabs of ham

I wish i had more star crunch
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25446 on: January 10, 2018, 07:58:51 am »

You now had, in the past, more star crunch cookies, but you don't have them anymore because I took them.

I wish I had a swarm of stinging wasps that I could command at will.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25447 on: January 10, 2018, 08:34:23 am »

Granted. But the only command you can give to them at will however, is for them to sting yourself.


I wish wasps were rendered extinct.
Not bees though, bees are our friends.
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25448 on: January 10, 2018, 10:46:29 am »

Granted. But hornets now took the place of wasps.

I wish the Doctor upon Ultimuh the Exterminator.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25449 on: January 10, 2018, 10:48:00 am »

Granted, no strings attached.

I wish for the next poster to be filled with joy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25450 on: January 10, 2018, 06:42:39 pm »

Granted as I am joyous just to be amongst you all.

I wish for 500 bottle supply of of joy and confidence juice so that I may  make a great deal of monies selling such wonder drugs which can hopefully henceforth be synthesized into new drugs associated wit me :)

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25451 on: January 10, 2018, 07:14:42 pm »

Granted, but while you are recognized for introducing them to the world, you dont get any rights to their production or distribution, so you get nothing.

I wish i had perfect vision so i dont need glasses
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25452 on: January 10, 2018, 08:10:12 pm »

Granted. That included perfect vision of the past, present, and future which drove you to madness.

I wish for four flying flaming flamingo farms.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25453 on: January 11, 2018, 02:18:11 am »

Granted, but the FLAME-ingoes burn down any properties you own.

I wish Cyne-Wulf gets eaten by a One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25454 on: January 11, 2018, 02:20:57 am »

Granted, but the fbi cites your post as evidence that you orchestrated this assassination, and you spend the rest of your life in maximum security prison.

I wish the puppies would behave themselves when unnattended
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