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King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25485 on: January 05, 2018, 07:41:26 pm »

Granted, the first thing you look at turns in to slices of turkey, hope it's not anything important.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25486 on: January 06, 2018, 01:45:00 am »

granted all non demon cultists are dead and there are a thousand years of darkness and blood

i wish a brain implant that play rick and morty episodes on a loop forever so that i become the most intelligent person in the universe
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25487 on: January 06, 2018, 01:48:04 am »

Granted. But this brain implant plays the episodes over your sensory imput (sight and hearing). This prevents you from actually seeing or hearing anything besides the episodes.

I wish that every non-eaten of King Zultan's slices of turkey turns into a computer screen. (Seeing how the first thing he looked at while reading your wish had to be his computer screen)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25488 on: January 06, 2018, 03:45:17 am »

This prevents you from actually seeing or hearing anything besides the episodes.

So no difference from the normal Rick and Morty fan?
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25489 on: January 07, 2018, 10:30:09 am »

Granted, but you didn't wish for anything so you get nothing.

Also King Zultan's screens are all old CRTs that don't work with his video card.

I wish to have two wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25490 on: January 07, 2018, 12:18:08 pm »

Granted. You just used up your first one.

I wish to be able to summon permanent pigs.

((Wow, those are some really old screens. VGA standard is from 1980s and I know that DVI and HDMI can be converted to it. (It is done on my computer at home, which by the way has a CRT screen, while running win 7 reasonably well.)))
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25491 on: January 08, 2018, 02:17:13 am »

granted but the pigs summon above you and fall and crush you

i wish for a super mega uber unstoppable lazer 9000
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25492 on: January 08, 2018, 02:18:51 am »

You get an unstoppable laser. Since it's unstoppable, it simply shines right through everything, making the beam invisible and completely harmless.

I wish for thunder.
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« Reply #25493 on: January 08, 2018, 04:42:59 am »

Granted. It happens in your room, shattering all your glass and deafening you.

I wish for the ability to cause thunder at 20m to 40m range.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25494 on: January 08, 2018, 04:47:10 am »

Granted. You become a bolt of lighting. Your lifespan is now measured in the blink of an eye.

I wish for a gun that is capable of shooting bullets normal bullets, but has no noise or recoil when fired.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25495 on: January 08, 2018, 03:45:24 pm »

Granted, you have a completely silent recoil free gun that shoots bullets out of the air. However it shoots teeth, and since it has a normal clip, you have to manually chamber each one.

I wish for the ability to heal and restore life with unlimited uses and without harming me or anyone else.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25496 on: January 08, 2018, 04:26:11 pm »

Granted, every time you use your ability you restore all life that has ever existed in a position, bringing back all critters that were at that position at some point and generally resulting in a meat explosion. Followed by the resurrection of dead pandemics.

I wish to understand why the wishes must have bad outcomes in this thread.
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King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25497 on: January 09, 2018, 02:07:13 am »

Granted, you now know the answer, but it's to much for you to handle and you go insane.

I wish for every day to be Christmas.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25498 on: January 09, 2018, 03:15:20 pm »

granted, everyday is now christmas. due to this there are 366 different Jesuses Jeuss Jesus Christs what ever the plural form of Jesus is, there are now 366 relgions devoted to each Jesus. they are fighting in a massive holy war to determine which Jesus is the true Jesus.

I wish I knew what the plural form of Jesus is.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25499 on: January 09, 2018, 03:26:36 pm »

Someone hands you a basketful of Jeses.

I wish for a basketful of Buddhas.
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