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Magistrum

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25455 on: January 10, 2018, 10:48:00 am »

Granted, no strings attached.

I wish for the next poster to be filled with joy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25456 on: January 10, 2018, 06:42:39 pm »

Granted as I am joyous just to be amongst you all.

I wish for 500 bottle supply of of joy and confidence juice so that I may  make a great deal of monies selling such wonder drugs which can hopefully henceforth be synthesized into new drugs associated wit me :)

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25457 on: January 10, 2018, 07:14:42 pm »

Granted, but while you are recognized for introducing them to the world, you dont get any rights to their production or distribution, so you get nothing.

I wish i had perfect vision so i dont need glasses
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TalonisWolf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25458 on: January 10, 2018, 08:10:12 pm »

Granted. That included perfect vision of the past, present, and future which drove you to madness.

I wish for four flying flaming flamingo farms.
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Cadeyrn Heffernan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25459 on: January 11, 2018, 02:18:11 am »

Granted, but the FLAME-ingoes burn down any properties you own.

I wish Cyne-Wulf gets eaten by a One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25460 on: January 11, 2018, 02:20:57 am »

Granted, but the fbi cites your post as evidence that you orchestrated this assassination, and you spend the rest of your life in maximum security prison.

I wish the puppies would behave themselves when unnattended
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25461 on: January 11, 2018, 03:02:00 am »

((I know right??))
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25462 on: January 11, 2018, 10:20:40 am »

Granted, but the fbi cites your post as evidence that you orchestrated this assassination, and you spend the rest of your life in maximum security prison.

I wish the puppies would behave themselves when unnattended

Granted. They behave themselves like rats. They gnaw through walls.

I wish for a pet calot.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25463 on: January 11, 2018, 05:39:04 pm »

Granted. Enjoy your cursed, pet hat as it consumes half of all food you ever get.

I wish I knew why you would want a pet hat.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25464 on: January 11, 2018, 07:48:50 pm »

Granted, forbidden knowledge streams into your brain, corrupting it and rendering you under an arch-demon's thumb.

I wish for pet rocks to become living creatures with a hunger for flesh.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25465 on: January 11, 2018, 08:48:39 pm »

Granted. Thankfully they cannot actually consume flesh, nor do any real damage whatsoever. Most people think they're even adorable, because they just vibrate angrily.

I wish for a pet giant pangolin
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25466 on: January 11, 2018, 10:26:08 pm »

Granted, but you died in a horrible accident where it tripped and crushed you.

I wish I knew how many people wished using invisi-text to be a smart-aleck.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25467 on: January 12, 2018, 11:17:52 am »

Granted. You know the exact number of people, who in all of history used an ink invisible under normal circumstances to write a wish. This includes all entities that could write in any language. Even extraterestrials.

I wish for a pet calot.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25468 on: January 12, 2018, 01:06:55 pm »

Granted, but it's convinced it belongs on your head, and you will have back/neck problems for the rest of your life as a result.

I wish for better wifi connection
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Cyne-Wulf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25469 on: January 12, 2018, 05:53:46 pm »

Granted, but the price is 1 Innocent SoulTM per month.

I wish people were smarter.
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