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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1175302 times)

Cadeyrn Heffernan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25455 on: January 11, 2018, 03:02:00 am »

((I know right??))
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25456 on: January 11, 2018, 10:20:40 am »

Granted, but the fbi cites your post as evidence that you orchestrated this assassination, and you spend the rest of your life in maximum security prison.

I wish the puppies would behave themselves when unnattended

Granted. They behave themselves like rats. They gnaw through walls.

I wish for a pet calot.
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TalonisWolf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25457 on: January 11, 2018, 05:39:04 pm »

Granted. Enjoy your cursed, pet hat as it consumes half of all food you ever get.

I wish I knew why you would want a pet hat.
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Puppyguard

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25458 on: January 11, 2018, 07:48:50 pm »

Granted, forbidden knowledge streams into your brain, corrupting it and rendering you under an arch-demon's thumb.

I wish for pet rocks to become living creatures with a hunger for flesh.
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Eric Blank

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25459 on: January 11, 2018, 08:48:39 pm »

Granted. Thankfully they cannot actually consume flesh, nor do any real damage whatsoever. Most people think they're even adorable, because they just vibrate angrily.

I wish for a pet giant pangolin
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TalonisWolf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25460 on: January 11, 2018, 10:26:08 pm »

Granted, but you died in a horrible accident where it tripped and crushed you.

I wish I knew how many people wished using invisi-text to be a smart-aleck.
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25461 on: January 12, 2018, 11:17:52 am »

Granted. You know the exact number of people, who in all of history used an ink invisible under normal circumstances to write a wish. This includes all entities that could write in any language. Even extraterestrials.

I wish for a pet calot.
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Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
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Eric Blank

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25462 on: January 12, 2018, 01:06:55 pm »

Granted, but it's convinced it belongs on your head, and you will have back/neck problems for the rest of your life as a result.

I wish for better wifi connection
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Cyne-Wulf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25463 on: January 12, 2018, 05:53:46 pm »

Granted, but the price is 1 Innocent SoulTM per month.

I wish people were smarter.
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RoseHeart

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25464 on: January 13, 2018, 04:29:33 am »

Granted. For the next thousand years people get progressively dumber. People were smarter(formerly).

I wish for electrolytes for my plants.
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Cadeyrn Heffernan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25465 on: January 13, 2018, 05:12:58 am »

Granted, but other plants beg you for the electrolytes they crave.

I wish the granter of this wish would corrupt this wish horribly.
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25466 on: January 13, 2018, 05:19:51 am »

Granted. But as there is nothing to corrupt, any action I take to corrupt it is multiplied by 0.

I wish that I suceed at the statistics test on Monaday.
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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25467 on: January 13, 2018, 01:53:13 pm »

Granted, but you fail the final exam.

I wish for a figurine.
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Stirk

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25468 on: January 13, 2018, 01:55:16 pm »

Granted. The arms are broken off, and the rest of it had been through a terrible fire. You can't even tell what it is anymore.

I wish to be god-king of this forum.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25469 on: January 13, 2018, 05:04:52 pm »

Your soul is crushed into nothingness by the will of Toady.

I wish I knew the story behind 2:22 AM (a very surreal game.)
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