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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1175292 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25470 on: January 13, 2018, 11:08:52 pm »

Granted, but it is not as interesting as you hoped it would be.

I wish I had some paper.
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RoseHeart

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25471 on: January 13, 2018, 11:22:11 pm »

Granted, but... you forgot why you needed it.

I wish I had a hundred bucks.
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25472 on: January 14, 2018, 04:38:14 am »

Granted. A horde of 100 rat bucks finds a way to your house. Enjoy your 100 rat males.

I wish to own a 1kg cube of gold, located in an area outside my body from where I may easily retrieve it, but other people would have much trouble doing so.
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CABL

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25473 on: January 15, 2018, 05:33:19 am »

Granted. The 1kg cube of gold is actually a disguised explosive device which goes off once you grab it with your hands.

I wish for a fresh shawarma with garlic sauce and cheese.
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Paxiecrunchle

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25474 on: January 17, 2018, 06:29:18 pm »

granted, however a rat teleports out of nowhere and takes a bite out of the sandwich just before it reaches your mouth.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25475 on: January 18, 2018, 02:06:46 am »

I wish that Paxiecrunchle's wish was "I wish that GigaGiant would come up with a wish for me."
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Cadeyrn Heffernan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25476 on: January 18, 2018, 02:11:43 am »

Granted, but since GigaGiant caused Paxiecrunchle to wish that GigaGiant would wish for Paxiecrunchle by wishing for Paxiecrunchle, since Paxiecrunchle didn't post a wish, and as such GigaGiant didn't grant anything, instead just posting a wish, they merge into one person- Community vote for whether this entity is Gigacrunchle or PaxieGiant.

I wish it would be Gigacrunchle.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25477 on: January 18, 2018, 02:20:17 am »

Granted, but the uproar causes people to start a new poll in anger as everyone else doesn't like the name Gigacrunchle.

I wish for a cloth capable of cleaning anything perfectly. (such as a lens.)
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25478 on: January 18, 2018, 12:03:37 pm »

Granted.
The cloth obliterates any non-native material on a solid object larger than 0.001 m3.
If a smaller object is not touching a larger object, it is not destroyed.
It does not affect bodies of fluid larger than 0.05 m3 either.
The cloth does the cleaning perfectly indeed. It is also great for polishing stuff.
But it tears easily. The fibers land on food, scouring it clean of pathogens and bacteria. But then, as you eat the food, your intestines are also cleaned, removing all symbiotic bacteria. This gives all who live in the same apartment as you digestive problems.

I wish to not start a new poll right now. I like the name Gigacrunchle.
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Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
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Cadeyrn Heffernan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25479 on: January 18, 2018, 05:07:14 pm »

Granted, no poll is started and GigaGiantxPaxiecrunchle remains Gigacrunchle. I also win the lottery.

I wish that wishes wished for wishes.
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King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25480 on: January 19, 2018, 03:52:03 am »

Granted, but this causes a paradox of wishes wishing for wishes that wish for wishes that wish for wishes that wish that wishes wished for wishes.

I wish that it would rain cheesy puffs.
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25481 on: January 19, 2018, 11:48:13 am »

Granted. From now on, every drop of rain is replaced with a cheesy puff. All life withers, as water is converted into cheesy puffs. Also, Glitch, god of chaos and distortion gets your soul for breaking the conservation of mass.

I wish for Earth's orbit around Sun to become circular and Earth's rotary axis to turn so, that it is paralell to it's orbital axis.
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The shield beats the sword.
Urge to drink milk while eating steak wrapped with bacon rising...
Outer planes are not subject to any laws of physics that would prevent them from doing their job.
Better than the heavenly host eating your soul.

Dunamisdeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25482 on: January 20, 2018, 12:59:10 pm »

Wish Genie is not Science Genie. Wish Genie hands you a name tag that says "Earth" then places you in orbit around the sun as specified after consulting with Science Genie.

I wish for a cheaper pizza place nearby that isn't Little Caesar's.

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Granted, but this causes a paradox of wishes wishing for wishes that wish for wishes that wish for wishes that wish that wishes wished for wishes.
This would be way better if set to the Liam Neeson. Liam Neeson's knee, son tune.
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King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25483 on: January 21, 2018, 12:01:12 am »

Granted, there is a man in an alley who will sell you a pizza that he made for a dollar, it may or may not be made of garbage and other unsavory things.

I wish for a good book to read.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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GigaGiant

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #25484 on: January 21, 2018, 12:24:34 am »

Granted. You receive a dented hardcover copy of Twilight. It was used to knockout an attempted murderer, an accomplishment that makes it a "good" book.

I wish King Zultan was actually a prince.
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