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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1175118 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26310 on: July 08, 2018, 04:57:12 am »

Granted, the chair is so comfortable that you never want to leave it, or do anything else but sit in it.

I wish for a can of beans.
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pikachu17

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26311 on: July 09, 2018, 01:56:26 pm »

You spill the beans.
I wish I had a Klondike bar.
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26312 on: July 09, 2018, 07:27:01 pm »

GRANTED. You are immediately informed of and teleported into a cushy chair at THE KLONDIKE BAR.

Oncoming traffic is unfortunately not informed.




I wish for a cupholder on my incredibly generous chair.

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pikachu17

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26313 on: July 10, 2018, 12:13:21 pm »

You have a cupholder on your chair. You generous chair gives all your money to strangers.

I wish I could fly.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26314 on: July 10, 2018, 01:59:13 pm »

You have a cupholder on your chair. You generous chair gives all your money to strangers.

I wish I could fly.
Granted. You can fly until you are flying above anything that would cushion your fall. At that exact moment, you can no longer fly.


Ik wish ik could spreek Nederlands goed.
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26315 on: July 10, 2018, 02:20:57 pm »

Granted. The "Ik" person can speak when going to Netherland.

I wish to have the ability to conjure hammers.
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26316 on: July 10, 2018, 06:22:50 pm »

Granted. You can now demand things of hammers. Being immobile, they are frustrated at their inability to fulfill any command other than "stay".

I wish for a coffee table for what to put my stuff on.
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King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26317 on: July 11, 2018, 05:34:10 am »

Granted, but it's made of balsa wood and breaks with in a few days of owning it.

I wish for cheese.
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pikachu17

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26318 on: July 11, 2018, 01:50:29 pm »

You are made of cheese. Tom puts you in a trap for Jerry.
I wish I had Chinese throwing stars.
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26319 on: July 11, 2018, 01:55:08 pm »

This thread has been going for 11 years what the f-

Anyway the Chinese reveal their secret Stellar Matter Doom-Cannon, which promptly collects and flings a few metric gigatons of superheated plasma into your living room.

I wish for another 11 years of wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26320 on: July 11, 2018, 01:59:17 pm »

Granted, you are stuck staring at this thread constantly writing new wishes alone for 11 years
I wish I was 2 years in the future from today
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26321 on: July 11, 2018, 02:04:57 pm »

Granted. A haggard and gaunt being notices you as you appear in the future of this thread. Bound he is to his computer desk, making endless entries into a forgotten thread. In days past the creature may have been human, but now he is long mad from hunger and under-stimulation. He attacks and consumes you for nourishment.

I wish for like a sandwich or something, please.
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FACT III: "All life begins with Post-it notes and ends with Post-it notes. This is the truth! This is my belief!...At least for now."
FACT IV: SPEECHO THE TRUSTWORM IS YOUR FRIEND or BEHOLD: THE FRUIT ENGINE 3.0

Doubloon-Seven

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26322 on: July 11, 2018, 04:27:30 pm »

Granted. The "or something clause" is used. You now have a bowl of soup.

I wish for free pizza day.
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King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26323 on: July 12, 2018, 04:58:17 am »

Granted, but he free pizza came from a dumpster.

I wish for pizza that didn't come out of a dumpster.
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KittyTac

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26324 on: July 12, 2018, 05:59:54 am »

Granted. The pizza is poisoned.

I wish for a quadrillion of kittens.
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