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pikachu17

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26370 on: July 10, 2018, 12:13:21 pm »

You have a cupholder on your chair. You generous chair gives all your money to strangers.

I wish I could fly.

MrLurkety

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26371 on: July 10, 2018, 01:59:13 pm »

You have a cupholder on your chair. You generous chair gives all your money to strangers.

I wish I could fly.
Granted. You can fly until you are flying above anything that would cushion your fall. At that exact moment, you can no longer fly.


Ik wish ik could spreek Nederlands goed.
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26372 on: July 10, 2018, 02:20:57 pm »

Granted. The "Ik" person can speak when going to Netherland.

I wish to have the ability to conjure hammers.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26373 on: July 10, 2018, 06:22:50 pm »

Granted. You can now demand things of hammers. Being immobile, they are frustrated at their inability to fulfill any command other than "stay".

I wish for a coffee table for what to put my stuff on.
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King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26374 on: July 11, 2018, 05:34:10 am »

Granted, but it's made of balsa wood and breaks with in a few days of owning it.

I wish for cheese.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26375 on: July 11, 2018, 01:50:29 pm »

You are made of cheese. Tom puts you in a trap for Jerry.
I wish I had Chinese throwing stars.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26376 on: July 11, 2018, 01:55:08 pm »

This thread has been going for 11 years what the f-

Anyway the Chinese reveal their secret Stellar Matter Doom-Cannon, which promptly collects and flings a few metric gigatons of superheated plasma into your living room.

I wish for another 11 years of wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26377 on: July 11, 2018, 01:59:17 pm »

Granted, you are stuck staring at this thread constantly writing new wishes alone for 11 years
I wish I was 2 years in the future from today
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26378 on: July 11, 2018, 02:04:57 pm »

Granted. A haggard and gaunt being notices you as you appear in the future of this thread. Bound he is to his computer desk, making endless entries into a forgotten thread. In days past the creature may have been human, but now he is long mad from hunger and under-stimulation. He attacks and consumes you for nourishment.

I wish for like a sandwich or something, please.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26379 on: July 11, 2018, 04:27:30 pm »

Granted. The "or something clause" is used. You now have a bowl of soup.

I wish for free pizza day.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26380 on: July 12, 2018, 04:58:17 am »

Granted, but he free pizza came from a dumpster.

I wish for pizza that didn't come out of a dumpster.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26381 on: July 12, 2018, 05:59:54 am »

Granted. The pizza is poisoned.

I wish for a quadrillion of kittens.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26382 on: July 12, 2018, 05:48:00 pm »

You are crushed beneath their weight.

I wish I had an army tank.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26383 on: July 13, 2018, 12:38:18 am »

Granted. The army demands to have it back. It uses 20 other tanks to do so.

I wish to be immortal.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26384 on: July 13, 2018, 01:09:25 am »

Granted. You are immortal, but you are floating in space, putting you in an And I Must Scream situation.

I wish for kittens.
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