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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 557745 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26385 on: July 13, 2018, 04:10:10 am »

Granted, they appear inside of you and began to tear their way out.

I wish for one thousand dollars.
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CABL

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26386 on: July 13, 2018, 04:38:33 am »

Granted. You get 1000 Zimbabwean dollars, which is 2.76 USD.

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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26387 on: July 13, 2018, 06:06:45 pm »

You are gifted with REVERSE NAVIGATION, in which while playing video games you have the ability to plot IRL directions perfectly in your head, but IRL you suddenly remember how to get to that place you were looking for in [video game].

I wish for a toy plastic robot.
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Doubloon-Seven

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26388 on: July 13, 2018, 06:20:31 pm »

Granted. The toy is a chinese bootleg made in a sweatshop, and is covered in toxins that cause convulsions upon touch.

I wish for a single atom of neon.
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King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26389 on: July 14, 2018, 07:10:30 am »

Granted, but you lose it immediately.

I wish for a ingot of lead.
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26390 on: July 14, 2018, 07:22:13 am »

Granted. A 3m3 ingot of lead is placed on your roof. The roof caves in.

I wish to have a steel mace shell filled with lead.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26391 on: July 14, 2018, 08:45:18 am »

Granted. It's in the hands of an assassin out to kill you.

I wish for a dump truck full of kittens.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26392 on: July 14, 2018, 11:42:39 am »

You get a dump truck full of kittens, the ones at the bottom don't do well and Are crushed or asphyxiated by the weight of the ones above, you monster

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