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King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26385 on: July 13, 2018, 04:10:10 am »

Granted, they appear inside of you and began to tear their way out.

I wish for one thousand dollars.
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CABL

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26386 on: July 13, 2018, 04:38:33 am »

Granted. You get 1000 Zimbabwean dollars, which is 2.76 USD.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26387 on: July 13, 2018, 06:06:45 pm »

You are gifted with REVERSE NAVIGATION, in which while playing video games you have the ability to plot IRL directions perfectly in your head, but IRL you suddenly remember how to get to that place you were looking for in [video game].

I wish for a toy plastic robot.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26388 on: July 13, 2018, 06:20:31 pm »

Granted. The toy is a chinese bootleg made in a sweatshop, and is covered in toxins that cause convulsions upon touch.

I wish for a single atom of neon.
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King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26389 on: July 14, 2018, 07:10:30 am »

Granted, but you lose it immediately.

I wish for a ingot of lead.
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26390 on: July 14, 2018, 07:22:13 am »

Granted. A 3m3 ingot of lead is placed on your roof. The roof caves in.

I wish to have a steel mace shell filled with lead.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26391 on: July 14, 2018, 08:45:18 am »

Granted. It's in the hands of an assassin out to kill you.

I wish for a dump truck full of kittens.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26392 on: July 14, 2018, 11:42:39 am »

You get a dump truck full of kittens, the ones at the bottom don't do well and Are crushed or asphyxiated by the weight of the ones above, you monster

I wish I could have all the money I need without working
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26393 on: July 16, 2018, 02:24:21 am »

Granted. The thing is, you do not actually need that much money. You get exactly enough money to feed yourself and pay rent.

I wish for a spell that summons a bigger fish.
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King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26394 on: July 16, 2018, 04:29:54 am »

Granted, now every time you open your mouth you summon a big fish that falls from the sky and lands on your head.

I wish to be safe from falling fish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26395 on: July 16, 2018, 05:39:59 pm »

You are instead hit by a falling elephant. Its corpse prevents your corpse from being hit by fish.

I wish that I could turn back time.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26396 on: July 17, 2018, 04:28:47 pm »

Wish granted! Unfortunately, you have no control over how far back you can go, and you have no way to go forward - so when you accidentally go back to the Cretaceous era, you're stuck there.

I wish someone would give me a blue shirt.
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26397 on: July 18, 2018, 12:22:54 am »

Granted. You now own a XX Blue Asbestos Shirt XX.

I wish to have a TARDIS.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26398 on: July 18, 2018, 12:32:31 am »

Granted. Its interior is infinite and you fall into the void, lost forever.

I wish for a can of tuna.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26399 on: July 18, 2018, 01:28:07 am »

Granted. You get a can of tuna that is flying at 1 km/s into your head. Your head explodes from the collision.

I wish for a stationary can of tuna.
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