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King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26700 on: March 16, 2019, 04:36:31 am »

Granted, all batteries can be recharged, but they still have a chance to explode.

I wish that everyone was given one thousand dogs.
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wierd

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26701 on: March 16, 2019, 04:41:16 am »

Granted.  They just happen to be hotdogs.  Expired hotdogs, to be precise.  The number of people developing food poisoning spikes dramatically.

I wish my charges at work would stop being douche canoes.
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Th4DwArfY1

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26702 on: March 16, 2019, 08:49:27 am »

Granted. They are now kayaks.

I wish Eriugena's neoplatonic model had been more widely read.
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26703 on: March 16, 2019, 09:40:10 am »

Granted. But even fewer people now understand it than before.

I wish for wierd's charges to roman galleys.
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CABL

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26704 on: March 24, 2019, 03:59:34 am »

Granted, but since your grammar is messed up, I'll use genie's linguistic literal interpretation: wierd attaches C4 charges to roman galleys, blowing them up.

I wish for a Swedish banana pizza.
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thompson

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26705 on: March 24, 2019, 05:52:19 pm »

Granted. You are given a pizza from Sweden made entirely of banana. It is sent to your address via post.

I wish for total extinction of all life on earth.
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Superdorf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26706 on: March 24, 2019, 07:12:06 pm »

Granted. Earth dies-- eventually-- but by the time it does, humanity has left that old rock and moved on to far greater things. Dyson spheres ahoy!

I wish for a Dyson sphere.

King Zultan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26707 on: March 25, 2019, 03:31:07 am »

Granted, there's a Dyson sphere somewhere but you'll never get to see or benefit from it.

I wish for everyone on Earth to be given a doughnut.
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methylatedspirit

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26708 on: March 25, 2019, 03:45:28 am »

Granted, someone dies soon after eating one of the doughnuts, prompting the media to twist the story into "MAN KILLED BY DOUGHNUT". The media circus from this incident causes multiple bakeries to shut down in the following week due to lost pastry revenues.

I wish for a screw pump.
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26709 on: March 25, 2019, 10:36:53 am »

Granted. A crank operated archimedes screw has been installed onto your roof. The bottom is not in water though.

I wish for a vat of methanol to appear under the archimedes screw, in such a manner, that the screw will be able to pump it.
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« Reply #26710 on: March 28, 2019, 04:46:01 am »

Granted. The Earth is drowned in methanol up to the stratosphere. There is a vat at the bottom of the screw, which is indeed full of methanol.

I wish the methanol was set on fire and burned until depletion.
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King Zultan

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« Reply #26711 on: March 28, 2019, 05:26:25 am »

Granted, but it also burns up the Earth then somehow space also catches on fire and stars to burn.

I wish space wasn't on fire.
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Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26712 on: March 28, 2019, 05:36:27 am »

Granted. The fabric of space is no logner on fire. This is because all space has now collapsed into a black hole.

I wish for the black hole to regurgitate everything.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26713 on: March 28, 2019, 08:05:36 am »

Granted. Through the process of Hawking radiation, the black hole will indeed slowly decay and eventually evaporate, regurgitating its contents into the cosmos. However, this process will take untold eons... how patient are you?

I wish for the secret to reversing entropy.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26714 on: March 28, 2019, 08:29:28 am »

Granted. The world suddenly expands into an infinite set of universes as reality itself is being torn apart.

I wish that we could go back to a time where none of this happened.
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