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Naturegirl1999

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27000 on: August 12, 2019, 06:39:30 pm »

Granted, you are now in a dungeon, with many dragons inside. Good luck not getting found by them
I wish for unity
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27001 on: August 12, 2019, 10:28:46 pm »

Granted, you get exactly 1 Stellaris Unity point.
Too bad there is no use for it here in the real world.

I wish Stellaris would leak into the real world.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27002 on: August 12, 2019, 10:43:10 pm »

Granted but we are late starts and a Fanatical Purifier is in the system next door.

I wish we found the Great Herald to protect ourselves.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27003 on: August 13, 2019, 01:45:47 am »

Granted. Instead of the Grand Herald you were probably hoping for, you get the Great Herald of Misery. I don't know what that is but it doesn't sound pleasant.

I wish that all "pull" doors are now opened by pushing, and vice-versa.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27004 on: August 13, 2019, 02:47:24 am »

Granted, there's several minutes of confusion everything goes back to normal after signs are placed on the affected doors.

I wish for all doors to explode.
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27005 on: August 13, 2019, 06:13:57 am »

Granted, however no damage was caused since the explosions happened slowly
I wish for everything except living things are transparent to everything except scavengers
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27006 on: August 14, 2019, 11:58:37 am »

The genie has a poetic view of the world and believe everything is alive in some way. Nothing changes.

I wish for Rpgmaker
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27007 on: August 14, 2019, 01:52:47 pm »

Granted. Your life becomes a bad RPG made in Rpgmaker.

I wish for a pet cerberos.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27008 on: August 14, 2019, 02:00:53 pm »

Granted! It is slavishly loyal to you, and only you. It will protect you with a passion, but it will not obey any command you give it... and it'll gladly eat anyone else. Good luck with that!

I wish for a pet groundhog. Its name shall be "Murphy".
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27009 on: August 14, 2019, 04:00:18 pm »

You get on the bad side of his Law.

I wish for ordered chaos.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27010 on: August 15, 2019, 06:43:49 am »

Granted, you can now order chaos from Amazon.com, and they deliver it right to your door, your now just a few clicks away from some chaos!

I wish for one non hostile fox.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27011 on: August 15, 2019, 12:59:06 pm »

Instead of being a hostile fox, its a hostile dragon.

I wish for chaosed order.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27012 on: August 15, 2019, 01:21:19 pm »

Granted. I order you to $*(&#$()FJD()SD.

I wish for common sense to become common.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27013 on: February 06, 2020, 05:15:12 pm »

It becomes common in the way a pretentious noble would say the word. No one in a state of power has the slightest bit of it.

I wish for onion rings.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27014 on: February 06, 2020, 05:37:48 pm »

Granted! You recieve a lovely chainmail haubergeon, woven entirely of raw onions. What you're going to do with it, I can't imagine.

I wish for a chainmail haubergeon, woven entirely of raw onions.
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