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Naturegirl1999

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27120 on: February 18, 2020, 10:26:30 am »

Granted, every other vehicle is banned to give drones space, humans either have to walk everywhere or volunteer to be delivered to where they need to be

I wish that AIs and humans work to find a way to coexist by changing the economy so that humans working jobs wouldn’t be required to get what they need.
((I am thinking a lot about how our current economy relies on humans working to get money to get what they need, and that AIs and their bodies do things better than humans, and how there will very likely be a point Where humans are no longer hired. If humans are no longer hired for anything, what way is there to legally receive money for things they need? I am hoping humans and AIs can work together to solve this problem))
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27121 on: February 18, 2020, 11:02:02 am »

Your wish is granted, but you forgot to say they have to obey the law. Hilarity ensues.

I wish to be sigged
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"Mutagen"! Such a lovely word! I simply MUST have more mutagen!

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27122 on: February 18, 2020, 11:16:16 am »

Granted. You've been sigged!
...oh, did you want to say something clever first? Too bad. Your siggy desire has been immortalized in my signature forever. Bwahahaha.

I wish I could do a really good evil laugh whenever I wanted.

Mathel

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27123 on: February 18, 2020, 11:31:24 am »

Granted. But also, you do a terrifyingly evil laugh whenever you find something funny.

I wish for all pizza to be delivered by bee drones.
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The shield is mightier than the sword.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27124 on: February 18, 2020, 12:10:15 pm »

Granted! Buzz Lightyear Pizza at your service using our latest B-127 "bumble bee" delivery bots.  Beware the evil robots who are hunting B-127. 

I wish for Star Trek Federation tech to be real, the replicator and infinite power supply: no need for money to pay for electricity, for food (can be replicated), for medical insurance (diseases are curable). 

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27125 on: February 18, 2020, 03:36:48 pm »

Granted! However, humanity now faces an overpopulation crisis because many more people are being born each day than the amount of people dying each day.

I wish for Neo-Nazis to see sense. (Note: I dislike racism.)

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27126 on: February 18, 2020, 03:45:03 pm »

Granted, everyone forgets everything, including racism. Everyone is a blank slate. There is now a fresh start

I wish pseudoscience and false information are stopped and that everybody is educated on the scientific method and are rational
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27127 on: February 18, 2020, 04:57:11 pm »

Granted! However, creativity is despised and everything becomes a slightly different version of some other thing.

I wish for creativity to become acceptable again.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27128 on: February 18, 2020, 07:19:44 pm »

Your wish is granted! Unfortunately, science is now despised. YOU MONSTER!

I wish people would stop joking about communism.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27129 on: February 18, 2020, 07:37:16 pm »

Granted! However, they are now joking about fascism.

I wish for people to stop setting fire to elevators.

Naturegirl1999

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27130 on: February 18, 2020, 07:53:56 pm »

Granted, they bring hydrochloride acid to corrode them instead

I wish for peace without killing the population
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27131 on: February 19, 2020, 01:54:28 am »

Granted! Unfortunately, your wish brings peace by repressing the population; you have been, in a blink, exalted to a ruler of the world, who has convinced everyone that to look upon you or have the sound of their voice reach your ears is to bring agonising death to them. You have peace, but never again will you have company.

I wish that the guy who does 'Skyrim in Real Life' would make more videos, for people to waste their time, procrastinating by watching.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27132 on: February 19, 2020, 02:16:23 am »

Granted. He can now do them easier, as all creatures from Skyrim are now in Real life. Skyrim magic too. The countryside everywhere is dangerous.

I wish to have dragon bone boots.
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IonMatrix

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #27133 on: February 19, 2020, 04:04:10 am »

Wish granted. Unfortunately, the boots are not of your size.

I wish I didn't forget to make a wish.
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« Reply #27134 on: February 19, 2020, 05:36:40 am »

Granted, I forgot to grant your wish.

I wish for more wishes.
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