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[DukeGod]

Damn. My turn just came up in Surprisepalace, and I don't want them conflicting. Can I change with whoever is after me?

[NJW2000]

OK, dukeGod, changing it now.

[Gwolfski]

  unable to finish. here is save in autumn. person after me: the levers near the pool control magma flow
save : http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10726

[NJW2000]

OK, Amperzand's up next. Post summary/ description of what happened when you can.

[Amperzand]

A'right, just acknowledging I know it's my turn, give me some time to figure this out.

Edit; I've got it working, and much faster than expected too, but various reality-related issues will prevent me from actually taking my turn until late tomorrow at the soonest.

[Amperzand]

{Post moved further ahead for your convenience.}

{Individually spoilered by month for your convenience.}

Just for starters, why are there staircases everywhere?

Grr, this was going to be a screenshot, but I'm a little too much of a nubderp. Suffice it to say, too many staircases.

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15 Timber;

The wooden door holding back 7/7 magma... It frightens me, especially given that my sole experience with magma so far is dying to it in Advmode.

...Why is everyone trying to catch live lands animals and failing pathfinding 101?

23 Timber;

Nobody has anything to do...

Well, all this stuff's designated to mine and blocked off, so he- Oh, a bunch of it's Damp. Crap.

26 Timber;

!!Why is there no brewer!!

Well, one of our two Potash Makers can take on new work. For the Collective!

Wait, why does everyone have mining enabled?

Winter has come!

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2 Moonstone;

Our furnace operator is apparently in a Strange Mood. Okthen.

...Thief!

Well, good luck, little guy.

He got away.

9 Moonstone;

Apparently the Furnace Operator wanted something we don't have and went berserk. Dammit, sorry.

And a stray dog murderized the poor bastard before he could do more than punch some Thresher in the nuts a few times. Hurray?

11 Moonstone;

We don't have a catacomb, at least that I can find. Well, I suppose it's up to me to place one before the berserker's ghost goes berserk.

Oh, nevermind, we do, but it's just a random room with some dead miner buried there. Okay then. Fill it with coffins, my minions, that you may be given less than glorious interment once something idiotic happens to you!

23 Moonstone;

I assigned our one peasant and some guy marked as a trader to the military, then dorfed myself as the peasant, who is our new Militia Commander.

Wait, so a bunch of other people had military skills, but none of them were in our one squad? What? Well, I guess the designated commander's the least competent dorf there.

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1 Opal;

Wait, our dwarves are "One of the only ones of his/her kind"? That don't sound at all good.

5 Opal;

Well, our dormitory is a few beds six tiles from the "Catacomb", so I'll start designating bedrooms under the mountain.

15 Opal;

There is a central staircase. Use it.

Also, why don't we have a magma forge? I fix.

19 Opal;

Dammit, dorfs, shut UP about the live land animals!

And the Butcher's shop is out in the main workroom? If it'd gotten any use that would've gone badly. I fix again.

20 Opal;

We have Tetrahedrite! And the new version has vein automining! Huzzah!

24 Opal;

So many masterpiece coffins. SO MANY. Also beds.

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9 Obsidian;

Ablel Irkol, Fish Dissector has been taken by a strange mood! ...Good for you, buddy. Don't go nuts and get eaten by a dog like the last guy.
 
And he claimed a Mason's Workshop.

10 Obsidian;

Oh, good, he's already building the thing, apparently a rock and some tetrahedrite ore is enough.

And I got a few more hotkeys set up.

15 Obsidian;

Our moody dorf made a rhyolite Hatch Cover! Not sure what to do with it.

Spring has arrived!

Also a miner became the mayor!

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4 Granite;

Full disclosure, I'm not necessarily ignorant enough for the traditional definition of noob, but extreme ineptitude and !!DF!!-ish logic will give you about the same result.

So many random masterpiece bits of furniture.

The hunters are complaining about low ammo, so I'll have the magma forges make some copper bolts.

9 Granite;

Lololol, cancellation spam, BUDDY! SO GLAD TO SEE YOU!

13 Granite;

The mayor really loves weapon racks. DON'T EXPORT THEM.

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12 Slate;

Some migrants showed up! Yay!

Also, there is one very fancy room in the dormitory, assign it and the office/dining room within to the current mayor.

15 Slate;

I'm just going to dig a room on the catacomb level and make it the Barracks, dorfs can deal, you can fix.

17 Slate;

Dangit, we have like thirty-five idlers, and I can't get stuff to happen!

26 Slate;

...Why is a set of damaged clothes just sitting in a vein I mined out? That wasn't there until just now, and no-one new is listed dead... Wut.

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1 Felsite;

I built a bridge across the river, because dorfs couldn't get across to do stuff.

4 Felsite;

I really don't understand the reasoning behind job designations here, but whatever, I leave alone. If potter wants to cut tree, potter can cut tree.

18 Felsite;

Much of the dormitory is engraved at this point, so people can have happy fun thoughts.

26/70 dorfs are too stupid to do their jobs. 

20 Felsite;

Tulon Leddomas, Beekeeper has withdrawn from society...

Have I mentioned that I can still barely tell what's going on? This fort is confusing.

Tulon Leddomas, Beekeeper has claimed a Craftsdwarf's Workshop!

22 Felsite;

Tulon Leddomas, Beekeeper has begin a mysterious construction!

Hurray, another one not going crazy!

26 Felsite;

Aaand Tulon made a mug decorated with tetrahedrite, not even worth as much as the hatch cover earlier. Yey.

Summer has arrived!

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11 Hematite;

All of the copper, and I found some Kimberlite, so maybe diamonds.

D'you know, I have never seen iron in the ground.

14 Hematite;

Our one bone carver, who arrived in the last migrant wave, is Legendary! Hurrah, masterwork bone crap!

...One of our hunters is trapped in an endless slap-fight with an Ibex or something.

16 Hematite;

A Human Caravan! Huzzah, I shall sell them our masterwork bone crap!

19 Hematite;

I bought all the metal bars they brought for a couple of masterwork chests, now to purchase other stuff, I suppose.

...And accidentally gave them a bunch of stuff as gifts... YAY NOOBFORT!

ALSO MIGRANTS!

23 Hematite;

All of your booze are belong to me.

I will now buy animals.

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2 Malachite;

I got a bunch of stuff in exchange for all of our crafts and some high-quality furniture. Hurrah.

The traders are apparently very very pleased with me. I do hope that's a good sign.

19 Malachite;

The mayor ended his ban on weapon rack exportation! Yey?

20 Malachite;

The merchants left. Bye guys, bring more foreign booze and random metals!

21 Malachite;

We have two dogs. They are both the same gender. They are both pets. Now we cannot have war dogs. Grah.

26 Malachite;

Apparently we shouldn't export ballista parts...

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8 Galena;

I added and placed notes on a new drawbridge/lever for the front entryway, just because I can't tell which of the others does that, and it seemed smart to have a reliable "CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR" switch for a fort presumably going to be filled with unlabeled magma-doom-levers.

14 Galena;

The Stray Bunny, {Tame} has been found, starved to death! D'aww... :,(

I repastured the animals to avoid further starvation.

21 Galena;

Cancellation spam is hate, cancellation spam is death.

27 Galena;
Eshtan Kizbizùshreer, Weaponsmith, has been taken by a fey mood!

Yus! We have some steel around, I hope steel artifact weapons happen!

He claimed a metalsmith's forge, so I should probably make some charcoal before bad things happen.

Autumn has arrived!

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1 Limestone;

Our moody weaponsmith wants metal, tanned hides, bones, silk cloth, and rock blocks. Hmm. I do not believe we have silk or tanned hide, crap.

3 Limestone;

Ok, so he has all the stuff except bones and rock blocks for some reason. Well, spare reindeer is kill, but I'unno about the rock blocks... Make more, minions! Also, the doofus decided to grab copper, instead of making a steel whatever-it-is.

6 Limestone;

And he started making whatever it is, so I got whatever I needed to get for him.

10 Limestone;

Eshtan Kizbizùshreer, Weaponsmith, has created Limnnotlith "Wispruin" a Copper Mace!

This is a copper mace. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with cushion rhyolite cabochons and encircled with bands of giant cave spider silk. This object is adorned with hanging rings of goose leather and menaces with spikes of willow. On the item is an image of an armor stand in copper. On the item is an image of a round brilliant cut gem in reindeer bone.

16 Limestone;

Our outpost liaison and dwarven caravan have arrived!

18 Limestone;

Yet more migrants!

21 Limestone;

I traded a bunch of stuff for a bunch of animals, metal, and booze.

Have I mentioned both of my forts other than this one have died due to inexplicable booze shortage?

30 Limestone;

The liaison wants warhammers, meat, seeds, quivers, fish, leather waterskins, shields/bucklers, handware, drinks, amulets, and cheese.

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7 Sandstone;

...Basically everyone has basically everything enabled, and yet no one is doing anything and my surgeons are hunting. What the hell. Somebody other than me fix this.

10 Sandstone;
Well, since everyone has mining enabled and I both don't want to fix it and want more things mined, I'm having five more copper picks forged.

21 Sandstone;

The merchants left. Well, I bought all kindsa good crap from them, so that's fine.

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11 Timber;

Why is the butcher's room full of prickle berries and plump helmets? ...I'unno, you have fun in there buddy, forever snacks or something.

17 Timber;

I've had our potter making large earthenware pots for some time, and he just started making masterpieces. Yay, masterful pottery is a thing now, on to creating crafts!

Also, apparently it's one of our normal craftsdorfs rather than an actual potter?

19 Timber;

I just restricted our craftsdwarf's workshop to our actual craftsdwarves, because my engravers were making crappy stuff instead of letting our Legendary Bone Carver do it.

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7 Moonstone;

Rith Nazomkulet, Blacksmith, withdraws from society...

And he/she claimed a magma forge...

8 Moonstone;

So many masterwork clay crafts! HUZZAH!

I'll set up ash glazing too, FOR THE STUFFS!

19 Moonstone;

He began his artifact!

Also, SO MANY MASTERWORK CLAY CRAFTS. It's like cancellation spam, but it pleases me greatly.

20 Moonstone;

Y'know, I only just realized you could designate stuffs across multiple Z-levels.

22 Moonstone;

I think I'll start making clay bricks, since they're useful building materials, basically free, and good EXP for the non-master potters.

{Incidentally, I do have some of our workshops restricted to certain dwarves to avoid important stuff getting made by random surgeons, so if you can't get a dwarf to do something with a workshop in future, check to see if he's allowed to do so.}

23 Moonstone;

Our moody smith finished his artifact, it's a bronze weapon rack with an inception-y image of itself on it, along with some drawings of our civ's king doing stuff.

25 Moonstone;

Dastot Astusan has created a masterpiece earthenware EVERYTHING! TIMES FIVE BILLION.

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4 Opal;

One of our actual professional hunters has grown attached to his copper crossbow. Apparently he's really enjoying his job of brutally torturing random animals from thirty feet away.

17 Opal;

Having just read his description, the random dwarf I dorfed myself as actually sounds a lot like me. Huh.

18 Opal;

Many of our dwarves are getting "Didn't feel anything" thoughts about the random animals they or their friends slowly murdered. Good, they will make admirable militia in an emergency.

21 Opal;

There's a lot of ore along the really deep main staircase I'm digging, I can't help but wonder if I bypassed a cavern.

22 Opal;

Having some batches of random alloy made, just for fun, and in the hope that artifacts will have interesting materials, rather than copper, silver, and random bone/leather/wood.

25 Opal;

Also, masterwork meals everywhere. Good on ya, our one cook.

26 Opal;

I found the cavern! Here's hoping it's still the first layer, otherwise we may have a slight problem, vis-a-vis our three competent soldiers.

I'm walling off the one hole into the cavern that's been made, because it's too high up the side to be useful as an entrance, and we don't want random flyers coming through and murdering us.

27 Opal;

I'm in the process of building an entrance chamber for the caverns, likely to be heavily fortified.

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10 Obsidian;

Two drawbridges, one activated from the main lever room, and one activated from within the cavern entrance chamber, seven lines of traps, four cage and three weapon, the weapon traps being loaded with copper sawblades and silver hammers, a miniature food stockpile, and a small barracks, hopefully to have a few defenders on permanent station.

16 Obsidian;

I created a new squad under Gwolfski to guard the caverns, just him, a macedwarf, and a new guy.

19 Obsidian;

The butcher's bedroom is filled with miasma... I find I really do not want to know why this is the case.

24 Obsidian;

It doesn't look like my plans for the cavern fortification will be finished by the time my turn's over, so I'm modifying them slightly, just two weapon traps, each filled with serrated copper disks, and the rest cage traps. Also, some stonefall traps around the inside of the entrance, because why the hell not. And a set of plain ol' doors, just to keep the riff-raff out.

Spring has arrived!

And that's my turn done with! I think I accomplished a great deal, I'm sure I did some things wrong, and whoever comes next will have... So many good trade goods. A bunch of things have been engraved, our military sucks and needs work, and we can easily close the doors when we need to. The food and booze aren't running out, and our trade partners like us. I'm pretty happy with what I've done.

{SAVE}

[ILBane]

I've never had a fort make it past year 5, and even then its because I rob the piss out of the caravans to get food and booze. I'd love a turn, maybe coming in late could teach me a few things. Failing that a speardward would be nice.

[miauw62]

I would like to participate, since I've been playing this game for a while (since 31.12 or so) but have less than ten forts total, never set up a proper military and never went beyond the second caves. Not sure if I qualify, but if I do I'd like a turn (just a note: I won't be available until Saturday)

[TheFlame52]

PTW, I want to see you noobs fail.

[Amperzand]

Hey, I've only lost one dwarf in my turn, that's better'n your record!

[TheFlame52]

Hey, I've only lost one dwarf in my turn, that's better'n your record!

1. Have you seen Murdermachines? That's a serious handicap.
2. Two turns at Urorurilar, lost no imps.

[Amperzand]

True, I have only seen Murdermachines. Well, I stand corrected, but still.

Back to playing my turn!

[NEANDERTHAL]

Mind if I join? I've never done anything with traps, all my fort screw themselves over within an hour of breaching the caverns. Just started playing one and one-half weeks ago.

[Amperzand]

Incidentally, are danger rooms kosher? 'Cause if they are, I will build one.

[miauw62]

Well, since nobody seems against it, I'd like to sign up.