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The Big D

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If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« on: March 03, 2015, 01:42:51 am »

So, one day in the land of Boatmurdered, some lunatic invented a machine to transport players into Dwarf Fortress. The documentation of the first two tests are http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=106539.0 and http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=109636

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POOF!! You are Dwarves!
You are at a Mountain!
You have picks, supplies, food for the winter, ere the Wolves grow hungry.

How would the population of the forums deal with a Dwarfish World?
Who would be the leaders?
What would be built or dug?

And most important of all... What would the NAME Of the fort be?
BayForm? Fortress Bay? Baynet?
YOU CHOOSE!
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2015, 02:02:36 am »

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2015, 02:04:20 am »

a name ? eeehhh... Cheesevolcanoes

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2015, 02:11:18 am »

Cheesevolcanoes
+1

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OW will start planting some orange fruit tree seeds so we can (eventually) have a reasonable food supply.
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2015, 02:16:07 am »

a name ? eeehhh... Cheesevolcanoes
+1, the most important question though... What type of Cheese?

Gamedragon freaks out for a while. He eventually calms down and figures that as he is probably going to die anyway he might as well help in the defense of the fort and so starts the first military squad, The Results of Boredom.
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2015, 02:18:22 am »

Swan cheese, duh.
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2015, 02:31:35 am »

a name ? eeehhh... Cheesevolcanoes
+1 and I think dwarf belly can take all chesses at once.
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2015, 02:46:36 am »

I MINECART SHOTGUN being the mechanic/imperial trapmaster
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2015, 04:45:04 am »

a name ? eeehhh... Cheesevolcanoes
+1 and I think dwarf belly can take all chesses at once.
+1 and it's obviously plump helmet man cheese
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I just have this terrible mental picture of this beet-looking thing bursting out of someone's stomach and being like "Neeeeed phosphaaaaates"
If it's magma resistant, mod it so it's not!

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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2015, 04:48:42 am »

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Ok! Time to dig out a little room. I can smell that magma under all this dirt somewhere...
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2015, 05:00:55 am »

The Results of Boredom needs weapons! (We also need more recruits but the longer I am the sole fighter the more glory I will gain) I have searched the stores and have found a few wooden training weapons and have taken a wooden battle-axe for myself but the sooner we strike metal the better. Swinging the axe around a few times has given me a Novice in Axedwarf.
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2015, 08:38:29 am »

Drone:

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I will create farm plots! ALL the plump helmets!
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2015, 11:23:14 am »

4maskwolf is a creative engraver, laboring long hours to engrave the fortress walls with images.
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2015, 02:26:58 pm »

Amperzand is a mercenary contracted to keep the new fortress alive, basically just a midlevel sworddorf adventurer.

For now, given that my chosen weapon will not be available until we get forges online, I grab a pick {Good enough, I can kill with this} and look for somebody to tell me where to dig.


{This is an amazing idea. Howsabout Cheddarvolcanoes?}
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Re: If Bay 12 was a fortress Part 3: RETURN OF THE CHAOS
« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2015, 03:44:19 pm »

Yes! We've already struck the beautiful blue wonders of microcline!
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I just have this terrible mental picture of this beet-looking thing bursting out of someone's stomach and being like "Neeeeed phosphaaaaates"
If it's magma resistant, mod it so it's not!
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