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[The Big D]

So, one day in the land of Boatmurdered, some lunatic invented a machine to transport players into Dwarf Fortress. The documentation of the first two tests are http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=106539.0 and http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=109636

From the first op:


POOF!! You are Dwarves!
You are at a Mountain!
You have picks, supplies, food for the winter, ere the Wolves grow hungry.

How would the population of the forums deal with a Dwarfish World?
Who would be the leaders?
What would be built or dug?

And most important of all... What would the NAME Of the fort be?
BayForm? Fortress Bay? Baynet?
YOU CHOOSE!

[WillowLuman]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ah, well, mechanism for and person behind transport was part of some big meta plotline that was never finished in the other two. I recommend you just do your own thing storywise here, and try not to worry about meta-plots. Believe me, they'll probably come on their own.

[Naryar]

a name ? eeehhh... Cheesevolcanoes

[Orange Wizard]

Cheesevolcanoes

+1

...

OW will start planting some orange fruit tree seeds so we can (eventually) have a reasonable food supply.

[Emma]

a name ? eeehhh... Cheesevolcanoes

+1, the most important question though... What type of Cheese?

Gamedragon freaks out for a while. He eventually calms down and figures that as he is probably going to die anyway he might as well help in the defense of the fort and so starts the first military squad, The Results of Boredom.

[Orange Wizard]

Swan cheese, duh.

[Karevos]

a name ? eeehhh... Cheesevolcanoes

+1 and I think dwarf belly can take all chesses at once.

[Insanegame27]

I MINECART SHOTGUN being the mechanic/imperial trapmaster

[The Big D]

a name ? eeehhh... Cheesevolcanoes

+1 and I think dwarf belly can take all chesses at once.

+1 and it's obviously plump helmet man cheese

[The Big D]

The Big D:
Adequate engraver
Novice Brewer
Legendary Comedian
Skilled Teacher
Grand Master Miner
Adequate building designer

Ok! Time to dig out a little room. I can smell that magma under all this dirt somewhere...

[Emma]

The Results of Boredom needs weapons! (We also need more recruits but the longer I am the sole fighter the more glory I will gain) I have searched the stores and have found a few wooden training weapons and have taken a wooden battle-axe for myself but the sooner we strike metal the better. Swinging the axe around a few times has given me a Novice in Axedwarf.

[drone1230]

Drone:

Dabbling planter
Competent Teacher
Legendary reader
Adequate comedian

I will create farm plots! ALL the plump helmets!

[4maskwolf]

4maskwolf is a creative engraver, laboring long hours to engrave the fortress walls with images.

[Amperzand]

Amperzand is a mercenary contracted to keep the new fortress alive, basically just a midlevel sworddorf adventurer.

For now, given that my chosen weapon will not be available until we get forges online, I grab a pick {Good enough, I can kill with this} and look for somebody to tell me where to dig.


{This is an amazing idea. Howsabout Cheddarvolcanoes?}

[The Big D]

Yes! We've already struck the beautiful blue wonders of microcline!