40 cultists: Recruit
105 cultists: Start a bakery.
Recruit: [irrelevant] They can't find anyone that isn't flipping the fuck out about the embodiment of war parading around on their doorstep, and those that are panicking aren't willing to help.
Bakery: [4] They create a bakery and capitalize on the recent food shortages by doling out food, thereby increasing the reputation of the cult due to circumstances. (bakery started, moderately good PR)
Inquisitors: Start a soup business and become more successful than that bakery!
[6] They expand their fledgling business too fast and are overwhelmed by the workload (inquisitors occupied for [1] turn, soup business started)
((... now for plan Z. MWAHAHAHA!!!))
Unescargot: converse with Death and ask to become his second in command.
50 reapers: preform the reaper creation ritual- on Rabe's leftover cultists!
Pledge yourself: [1] Death thinks you are trying to see your old friends in the cult again so he brings some of them to the afterlife to join you. (-20 reapers)
Start the reaper empire: [2] They try to perform the ritual, but can't seem to get their fingers to carve the shapes they want. Stupid undead dexterity penalty!
40 cultists: Recruit
105 cultists: Start a bakery.
ahhhhhh don't bake me any more.
ME: suddenly realise that your flesh is searing in this heat (man being insane totally sucks) and swim through the door of the oven
10 cultists: MAN UP AND GET THE F*&K* IN THE SUBS
plagued cultist: try and be turned into reapers by posing as rabe's cultist's
((Well, I did like Rosabel, while she lived. At least her New Moon High incarnation still lives on. I did like the way she was quite benevolent and kind, though.))
are we holding a funeral for her now? can i bring carp?
*frok
Not if you're not on Earth you can't, unless they decide to hold it on the Land of Myth, a land where only you are with no significance to anyone but Rabe...
Escape: [1] Oops, in the heat you get confused and swim deeper into the oven by mistake. The heat dries your body out even more and you can feel your mind slipping away (mortally wounded)
All aboard: [5] They feel a rush of bravery and climb aboard the submarines. Now they just need somewhere to go... (10 cultists now brave, now aboard submarines)
Join the reapers: [irrelevant] They hide among Rabe's cult, but the ritual doesn't happen so they don't get turned.
Oven: Finish cooking
[4] After CARP passes out and finishes being cooked, the oven switches off and opens. The delicious smell of baked fish fills the air. (CARP is DEAD)
Hungry Trolls: Eat fish
[1] They are in the mood for beef actually, and choke to death on cow bones. (-5 hungry trolls)
Plague: turn the cultists
[no roll] Pestilence's plague sets in and the poor saps that didn't wash off are now on the hunt for more victims to turn. (plagued cultists now turn to zombies)
Horsemen:
Death: Dance like nobody's watching
[5] He does an amazing dance that impresses the entire land of the dead. (-1 Death distraction counter)
War: Attack Rosabel's cult
[6] He charges recklessly into the fray and falls off his horse in the middle of the crowd. He still slaughters a few dozen people before he becomes vulnerable. (-100 cultists, -100 monstrous cultists, War lightly injured)
Conquest: Release the souls of the worthy departed
[4] He sends Rosabel's soul off to the afterlife, since Death is too busy having a rave to do his job. He also brings Unescargot and TW to a lesser salvation, since they haven't done too much morally reprehensible and haven't moved on yet.
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