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Aslandus

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Re: RTD horrors: apocalypse now! - game 3 running, waitlist open
« Reply #1185 on: October 21, 2015, 11:56:45 am »

40 cultists: Recruit
105 cultists: Start a bakery.
Recruit: [irrelevant] They can't find anyone that isn't flipping the fuck out about the embodiment of war parading around on their doorstep, and those that are panicking aren't willing to help.
Bakery: [4] They create a bakery and capitalize on the recent food shortages by doling out food, thereby increasing the reputation of the cult due to circumstances. (bakery started, moderately good PR)

Inquisitors: Start a soup business and become more successful than that bakery!
[6] They expand their fledgling business too fast and are overwhelmed by the workload (inquisitors occupied for [1] turn, soup business started)

((... now for plan Z. MWAHAHAHA!!!))

Unescargot: converse with Death and ask to become his second in command.

50 reapers: preform the reaper creation ritual- on Rabe's leftover cultists!
Pledge yourself: [1] Death thinks you are trying to see your old friends in the cult again so he brings some of them to the afterlife to join you. (-20 reapers)
Start the reaper empire: [2] They try to perform the ritual, but can't seem to get their fingers to carve the shapes they want. Stupid undead dexterity penalty!

40 cultists: Recruit
105 cultists: Start a bakery.
ahhhhhh don't bake me any more.
ME: suddenly realise that your flesh is searing in this heat (man being insane totally sucks) and swim through the door of the oven
10 cultists: MAN UP AND GET THE F*&K* IN THE SUBS
plagued cultist: try and be turned into reapers by posing as rabe's cultist's

((Well, I did like Rosabel, while she lived. At least her New Moon High incarnation still lives on. I did like the way she was quite benevolent and kind, though.))
are we holding a funeral for her now? can i bring carp?
*frok
Not if you're not on Earth you can't, unless they decide to hold it on the Land of Myth, a land where only you are with no significance to anyone but Rabe...
Escape: [1] Oops, in the heat you get confused and swim deeper into the oven by mistake. The heat dries your body out even more and you can feel your mind slipping away (mortally wounded)
All aboard: [5] They feel a rush of bravery and climb aboard the submarines. Now they just need somewhere to go... (10 cultists now brave, now aboard submarines)
Join the reapers: [irrelevant] They hide among Rabe's cult, but the ritual doesn't happen so they don't get turned.

Oven: Finish cooking
[4] After CARP passes out and finishes being cooked, the oven switches off and opens. The delicious smell of baked fish fills the air. (CARP is DEAD)
Hungry Trolls: Eat fish
[1] They are in the mood for beef actually, and choke to death on cow bones. (-5 hungry trolls)
Plague: turn the cultists
[no roll] Pestilence's plague sets in and the poor saps that didn't wash off are now on the hunt for more victims to turn. (plagued cultists now turn to zombies)

Horsemen:
Death: Dance like nobody's watching
[5] He does an amazing dance that impresses the entire land of the dead. (-1 Death distraction counter)
War: Attack Rosabel's cult
[6] He charges recklessly into the fray and falls off his horse in the middle of the crowd. He still slaughters a few dozen people before he becomes vulnerable. (-100 cultists, -100 monstrous cultists, War lightly injured)
Conquest: Release the souls of the worthy departed
[4] He sends Rosabel's soul off to the afterlife, since Death is too busy having a rave to do his job. He also brings Unescargot and TW to a lesser salvation, since they haven't done too much morally reprehensible and haven't moved on yet.

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Re: RTD horrors: apocalypse now! - game 3 running, waitlist open
« Reply #1186 on: October 22, 2015, 08:08:08 am »

ME:get out of the frikkin oven
submarine cultist: do something to try and recuit anthaju's cultists there master is dead so go over there and recuit them.
plagued cultists: stay with rabes guy and pretend to be his guys rabe's ghost:"where did we get extra cultist" cultist:"i have literally no idea" rabe's ghost:"well thats not suspicious at all"

« Last Edit: October 22, 2015, 08:10:21 am by carp »
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Re: RTD horrors: apocalypse now! - game 3 running, waitlist open
« Reply #1187 on: October 22, 2015, 08:15:37 am »

...Hang on, would Rosabel's resurrection stuff work on her?
Random Rosabel Cultist: In fit of desperation, apply Golden Ichor to Rosabel.
((Yes, I know I'm not a player, and I know her soul was released.  I'm still trying it anyway.))
« Last Edit: October 22, 2015, 08:18:58 am by TheBiggerFish »
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Re: RTD horrors: apocalypse now! - game 3 running, waitlist open
« Reply #1188 on: October 22, 2015, 09:03:56 am »

...Hang on, would Rosabel's resurrection stuff work on her?
Random Rosabel Cultist: In fit of desperation, apply Golden Ichor to Rosabel.
((Yes, I know I'm not a player, and I know her soul was released.  I'm still trying it anyway.))
No, mortals can get resurrected, but Horrors specifically cannot. In the next game, maybe I'll let people barter with death to get resurrected, but for now dead is dead for eldritch creatures from beyond the rift...

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Re: RTD horrors: apocalypse now! - game 3 running, waitlist open
« Reply #1189 on: October 22, 2015, 09:05:04 am »

Except when they're alive somewhere else.
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Re: RTD horrors: apocalypse now! - game 3 running, waitlist open
« Reply #1190 on: October 22, 2015, 09:18:23 am »

((Hey, biggerfish, you're interfering with my plan.
Also, Rosabel isn't going to die in NM, don't worry.))
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Re: RTD horrors: apocalypse now! - game 3 running, waitlist open
« Reply #1191 on: October 22, 2015, 01:28:41 pm »

((Hey, biggerfish, you're interfering with my plan.
Also, Rosabel isn't going to die in NM, don't worry.))
biggerfish?
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Re: RTD horrors: apocalypse now! - game 3 running, waitlist open
« Reply #1192 on: October 22, 2015, 01:29:52 pm »

((Hey, biggerfish, you're interfering with my plan.
Also, Rosabel isn't going to die in NM, don't worry.))
biggerfish?
((Yes.  I am a bigger fish than you.))
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Re: RTD horrors: apocalypse now! - game 3 running, waitlist open
« Reply #1193 on: October 22, 2015, 05:21:01 pm »

I like this idea. Are you taking applications?

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Re: RTD horrors: apocalypse now! - game 3 running, waitlist open
« Reply #1194 on: October 22, 2015, 07:26:06 pm »

I like this idea. Are you taking applications?
Yep, feel free to build a horror for next game. Since we're in this special end game we'll wait until either the cults get exterminated or the horsemen are dead before calling it, despite all the horrors being six feet under at this point...

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Re: RTD horrors: apocalypse now! - game 3 running, waitlist open
« Reply #1195 on: October 23, 2015, 08:57:15 am »

((Hey, biggerfish, you're interfering with my plan.
Also, Rosabel isn't going to die in NM, don't worry.))
biggerfish?
((Yes.  I am a bigger fish than you.))
ohhhhhh HAELLLLLLLLLLLLL NO

this is my game 4 horror now. thpugh i'm still incorperating fragdragül.
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« Last Edit: October 24, 2015, 10:03:36 am by carp »
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Re: RTD horrors: apocalypse now! - game 3 running, waitlist open
« Reply #1196 on: October 23, 2015, 09:38:09 am »

((Dear Carp: Still nope.))
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Re: RTD horrors: apocalypse now! - game 3 running, waitlist open
« Reply #1197 on: October 23, 2015, 10:52:07 am »

((Hey, biggerfish, you're interfering with my plan.
Also, Rosabel isn't going to die in NM, don't worry.))
biggerfish?
((Yes.  I am a bigger fish than you.))
ohhhhhh HAELLLLLLLLLLLLL NO

this is my game 4 horror now. thpugh i'm still incorperating fragdragül.
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Sure, and since now you've actually given a thing he transforms into it'll be a bit harder to justify handing you a baleful polymorph :P

((Dear Carp: Still nope.))
You going to make a "bigger fish" horror who's main power is being larger than every other horror in the game? :P

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Re: RTD horrors: apocalypse now! - game 3 running, waitlist open
« Reply #1198 on: October 23, 2015, 01:45:47 pm »

((Dear Carp: Still nope.))
This MEANS WAAAAAAAR
being the biggest fish is now one of my horrors abilities :P so there.
« Last Edit: October 23, 2015, 01:47:35 pm by carp »
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Re: RTD horrors: apocalypse now! - game 3 running, waitlist open
« Reply #1199 on: October 23, 2015, 01:48:13 pm »

((is it possible for me to become a ghost like rabe))
« Last Edit: October 23, 2015, 01:51:27 pm by carp »
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