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[poketwo]

CONTINUE TO GROOVE!

[Tomasque]

Create the COMMIE ROCKET Mk I, and use it to fly all the important commie leaders to settle on another planet with intelligent life.

[Elephant Parade]

Sue the Disco Star for being disco-y.

It can't destroy the world if it's in jail!

[AoshimaMichio]

Solidify the time paradox into a candy and eat it.

[SaberToothTiger]

respawn as Mario

[1] You are now Luigi. You start out by having your head shoved in a toiled by an angry housewife.

CONTINUE TO GROOVE!

[5] The eighties, man. The eighties. Suddenly God yanks you into heaven. You realize he is wearing some groovy glasses. He says:
"Smooth moves, man. Smooth. Here, have the power of disco."
And then you had the power of disco.
And then John was a zombie.
And then the disco star exploded out of shame.

Create the COMMIE ROCKET Mk I, and use it to fly all the important commie leaders to settle on another planet with intelligent life.

[2] The communist leaders ignore you and perform the Kazachok. It is stylish, but they ignore the imminent threat of kaboom incoming.

Sue the Disco Star for being disco-y.

It can't destroy the world if it's in jail!

[5] You sue the disco star, but it seems to have no effect. Suddenly Stalin appears. He condemns disco star for non-communist behavior and it explodes out of shame, the poor thing. Then Stalin condemns you for suing stuff, which is a sign of decadent imperialist monarchist capitalist west. He forgives you, though. You are quickly shot in the back of the head and thrown into a hole in the ground.

Solidify the time paradox into a candy and eat it.

[4] You mould the fabric of space and time and form a sweet candy. You quickly eat it. It has a lot of sugar and cholesterol. You have a heart attack.

[Elephant Parade]

What kind of 5 was that?

Respawn as a highly skilled lawyer. Sue Stalin for arranging my death.

[SaberToothTiger]

Just remember, that death is not the end.

What would Adrian Brody do?

[poketwo]

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[DolosusDoleus]

Scream incoherently and throw confetti at everyone.

[poketwo]

CONTINUE TO GROVE
AND USE A LITTLE BIT OF EXCESS GROOVE ENERGY TO CREATE THE DISCO STAR 2! NOW WITH EVEN MORE DANCING ABILITY

[Nidilap]

thats it, screw a this! I'm going to that mansion I won!

[AoshimaMichio]

Get new heart installed.

[SaberToothTiger]

What kind of 5 was that?

Respawn as a highly skilled lawyer. Sue Stalin for arranging my death.

[5] You respawn as a highly skilled lawyer. You sue Stalin for being a capitalist imperialist scumbag who betrayed the revolution. Comrade Stalin is also the Judge, Jury and Executioner. He decided that the is guilty and immediately jumps into a convenient pool of magma. You are now crowned the King of Communism.

CONTINUE TO GROVE
AND USE A LITTLE BIT OF EXCESS GROOVE ENERGY TO CREATE THE DISCO STAR 2! NOW WITH EVEN MORE DANCING ABILITY

[3] The Groove is swanky as usual. Not much more, though.

Ah bug this, let's spice this up. Suddenly a weird, badly drawn face appears. It says "MAH BOI". What do?

thats it, screw a this! I'm going to that mansion I won!

[6] You run towards the mansion. You kick the door of it's hinges and suddenly you hear an evil laugh. Nevertheless, you step forward and find a note, saying:
"I invite you to a picnic. I ho-pe she made lots of spaghe-tti."
Terrified, you drop the piece of paper and dash to the entrance. You are too late, though, and the giant sliding steel wall of spaghetti slides down and locks you in this building. You know at this point that this is no mansion.
This is a hotel.
This is Hotel Mario.
You are stuck in a CD-I game about Mario. You curl up on the floor and start crying.

Get new heart installed.

[4] Stalin is the only donor available, so you rip his heart out while he is falling into the doompit of magma. You then slam it into your chest and suddenly your senses are enhanced and your arms turn into a hammer and sickle. You are raised in the air by the hands of the proletariate. You are the pillar of Communism.


Suddenly  Glorious Communist People's Democratic Republic of Happiness and Joy turned into a communist monarchy and a super Stalin communist pillar of society appears to challenge this mienshevik betrayal.
What will happen to disco?

It is now 1975.

[AoshimaMichio]

Hold weight of Communism on my shoulders like Atlas did! Toes of my left leg do a bit of disco in secret.

[poketwo]

WHILE GROOVING, INVESTIGATE IF THE FACE HAS ANYTHING THAT WOULD MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE A KING