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Author Topic: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: spuds and failure, a regional dish  (Read 34888 times)

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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: first blood and fisticuffs
« Reply #30 on: March 25, 2015, 10:06:33 am »

Knock the guy out, and clean up the blood.
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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: first blood and fisticuffs
« Reply #31 on: March 25, 2015, 10:13:09 am »

Jump up and push the staggering guy over. Try to pin him to the ground with the chair while kicking at the other guy to keep him away.

"BET YOU CAN'T DO THAT AGAIN!"

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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: first blood and fisticuffs
« Reply #32 on: March 25, 2015, 11:11:26 am »

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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: first blood and fisticuffs
« Reply #33 on: March 25, 2015, 03:03:14 pm »

(lol it looks like my rolls are too good :D Lol i like how other Bob wrecks kung-fu )
Bob takes gun and calms Thug:
1 more word and police wont be able to recognize you,
pop.
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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: first blood and fisticuffs
« Reply #34 on: March 26, 2015, 12:30:25 pm »

Start wedgying the guy while he's rolling up his sleeves.
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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: first blood and fisticuffs
« Reply #35 on: March 26, 2015, 05:53:44 pm »

Find another weapon, in case the woman attacks.
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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: first blood and fisticuffs
« Reply #36 on: March 26, 2015, 06:10:54 pm »

Find another weapon, in case the woman attacks.
I'm not a professional macer, but I think it works just as well on women as it does on men...

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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: first blood and fisticuffs
« Reply #37 on: March 26, 2015, 06:27:49 pm »

Knock the guy out, and clean up the blood.
You heave your mop overhead and bring the handle down on the guys head. hard. Both of them are now unconscious on the floor. You rinse your mop in your bucket of water and get working on cleaning up the blood. You're just about done when the guard storms out of the door, panting and pistol in hand.

"CEASE AND DES-oh hey, they're out. I saw the guy threatening you on the cctv and came running. Man, whoever thought it was a good idea to put the monitors behind three bulkheads five flights of stairs down should really be shot. Anyway, I'll tie their hands and call the cops. I think you've some early leave."

Jump up and push the staggering guy over. Try to pin him to the ground with the chair while kicking at the other guy to keep him away.

"BET YOU CAN'T DO THAT AGAIN!"
[4] You jump up and push the staggering guy to the ground. You quickly smack him in the face with the chair. [4] vs [2] You then deliver a quick spinning kick to the other guy who thought he was real ninja sneaking up on you, right in his stomach. The sneaky guy topples over, groaning in pain. The staggering one tries to get up again, but you throw the chair against his face. Victoly is youls.

(lol it looks like my rolls are too good :D Lol i like how other Bob wrecks kung-fu )
Bob takes gun and calms Thug:
1 more word and police wont be able to recognize you,
pop.
Bob, taking a decidedly unconventionel approach to getting the mugger to shut up, takes the gun and points it between his eyes. The robbers face goes white and all he says is a very quiet "My gang is going to be so pissed" before he shuts up completely. The police arrive some 15 minutes later and take the guy away, but also the gun.

The cashier is so relieved with how everything turned out that he gives you two big boxes of your favourite chewing gum.

Start wedgying the guy while he's rolling up his sleeves.
The gentleman wannabe hands his coat to his partner and starts rolling up his sleeves.
[6]
"Now, the rules of the duel are as follows. firstly-"

He never gets much further than that, because while his back was turned toward you, you strike like a coiled snake. Years of experience mean that you grab his underwear just right and heave with all your strenght.You actually manage to lift the guy off of his feet for a second and manage to pull the underwear over his head. He falls down, crying and trying in vain to get the underwear to stop crushing the family jewels. Unfortunately, you had so much fun doing this that you didn't quite see the other gentleman wannabe ditch the coat and grab his cane. He twists the head and out comes a dagger.

"En garde, thug!"

[5] vs [6] He lunges towards you, but you just grab the dagger in your hand and punch him in the face with your other hand. The dagger wasn't all that sharp, but it's still left a nasty gash in your hand. The second gentleman wannabe spits out some blood and a tooth.

"You may have disarmed me, but I shall not yield. Avaunt, villain!"

Find another weapon, in case the woman attacks.
You slam the door shut before the woman gets to do anything. Standing with your back against the door for a moment, panting, you quickly go over what other weapons you've got lying around to go with the bear mace.

You see an umbrella near the shoe rack. You also remember having a rolling pin and a cheap 10$ chinese knife. You could also pick up any random thing you've got lying around and chuck it at them, but those are the only things that come to mind in your semi-panicked state. You can still hear the guy in the hallway, faintly screaming something about eye soup.
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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: first blood and fisticuffs
« Reply #38 on: March 26, 2015, 06:47:50 pm »

*victory tune*
Fold up my lawn chair and carry it back into my apartment. I'd say it's been a good day overall.

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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: first blood and fisticuffs
« Reply #39 on: March 26, 2015, 06:51:35 pm »

"Why should I get leave? I didn't even do anything."

Mop up the rest of the blood.
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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: first blood and fisticuffs
« Reply #40 on: March 26, 2015, 07:10:05 pm »

Bob thanks Cashier and moves straight to his home. Bob knew he will need some extra power very soon so he decided to get home and get his weapon ready. Baseball bat wont make much, so he decided to get gun after night faints
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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: first blood and fisticuffs
« Reply #41 on: March 26, 2015, 10:18:12 pm »

Grab the rolling pin, and put the Chinese knife in my pocket, then unlock the door, and prepare to attack the woman.
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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: first blood and fisticuffs
« Reply #42 on: March 26, 2015, 10:44:47 pm »

((You guys with your weapons, Bob too gets by just fine with his lawnchair, it certainly didn't get all battered from him sitting in it too hard.))

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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: first blood and fisticuffs
« Reply #43 on: March 27, 2015, 04:50:13 am »

((MyBob is scaredy-cat  8) ))
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Re: Roll to Vigilante Heroes: first blood and fisticuffs
« Reply #44 on: March 28, 2015, 01:38:02 pm »

Kick the gentleman I'm fighting in the balls.
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