Worship Paul and inspire others to do the same.
[3] You create the Church of Paul and convince some people to join, but others are skeptical. Paul doesn't notice because he's so huge, but he would probably be happy with having more friends.
ponder why the GM said the game ended when it clearly hasn't while worshipping our great lord and savior Paul
[3] You successfully ponder about it and come to the conclusion that it was one of three things:
1) We're in an alternate timeline where the nuke wasn't blown up/we reloaded a save without the nuke
2) The nuke did go off and we're all now having the same dying dream in our final moments, which seem to be stretching on
3) The GM doesn't want the game to end but also doesn't want to tell people they can't do things, so willfully ignores technicalities like "the game ending" or "Paul being dead" if the dice decide not to cooperate by failing actions that would be potentially game-ending
Alas, you cannot come to a solid conclusion on which is correct, or maybe all three are correct somehow, or maybe no definite answer exists, but you're sure some sort of answer exists.
Worship Paul and inspire others to do the same.
Assist in this man's efforts by constructing an evil fortress a temple or similar place of worship.
[3] It's not very big, but it serves it's purpose. Paul has taken notice of the Church of Paul now, and seems very pleased.
One of the macdaddys of minimalist RTDs. It was glorious, yet cataclysmic.
Also I'm too busy for one right now and I don't really wanna.
Thanks
NOW USE MY REAL ESTATE KNOWLAGE TO SELL THE GIANT PINEAPPLE AS A HOUSE FOR MILLIONS FOR A CERTAIN YELLOW VERY POPULAR CARTOON SPONGE
[1] You accidentally sell Spongefred a regular house next to Paul. They become friends. Spongefred's boss doesn't pay him much, so you only get two buttons and a quarter for your trouble.
CRAM PINEAPPLE DOWN HEAD ORIFICE
[2] You can't manage to get past the foul smell to eat giant Paul. On the bright side, you think that pizza has cooled down a little now.
Found The Church of Paul and defend him from the heretics!
[1] The Church of Paul already exists and they don't like you trying to steal their brand. Still, they can't deny more people defending their lord and savior Paul the Pineapple from people trying to eat him and/or sell him to sponges as housing. Paul also sneezes on you, covering you in acidic pineapple goo. It kinda burns. Ow.
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