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Author Topic: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD - Revenge of the meta  (Read 42728 times)

Aslandus

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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #60 on: March 27, 2015, 10:13:52 pm »
Quote from: Lyeos on March 27, 2015, 04:17:37 pm
But that was going to be my big reveal...

Throw the jail in jail for heresy.
[2] Alas, you cannot fit the jail into itself. Unfortunately reality doesn't feel like bending that way for you today.
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Quote from: 4maskwolf on March 27, 2015, 04:19:11 pm
Remove Generally me's control over Paul.  Our great lord must be free!
[4] You use your PSYCHIC POWERS to force Gen. Me's mind out of Paul's mind. Paul is in control of his nonmovingness again, and Generally Me is now a ghost floating without a body.

Quote from: poketwo on March 27, 2015, 04:41:31 pm
NOW GO INTO SPACE INTO MY INQUISITORIAL BLACK SHIP
IT WORKS
[3] You take your black pirate ship giant fancy dildo INQUISITORIAL BLACK SHIP into the outer ozone. You forgot to close the air vents, so it's probably best you don't take it out into space just yet.


Quote from: Generally me on March 27, 2015, 04:47:14 pm
Corrupt Pauls mind so he hates everyone(except for me if that's possible).
[3] Paul doesn't have a hateful bone in his body (or any bones for that matter), but you give him one. He now has a strange dislike for most of the people around here, but he doesn't hate them so much as get uncomfortable when they bunch up around him. He also thinks you're kind of a dick for trying to take over his brain.
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Quote from: Magnumcannon on March 27, 2015, 06:18:09 pm
Buy perfume and give it to Paul
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[5] Paul loves this perfume and uses it to cover up his foul smell. Works like a charm.
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Lyeos

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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #61 on: March 27, 2015, 10:18:15 pm »
Mandate construction of a larger jail around this jail.
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4maskwolf

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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #62 on: March 27, 2015, 10:19:41 pm »
Instruct Paul's worshipers to worship him from a distance so as to not cause discomfort in the great one
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #63 on: March 27, 2015, 10:24:28 pm »
BECOME BLACK HOLE.  EAT EVERYTHING.
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #64 on: March 27, 2015, 11:44:32 pm »
Set everything on fire. Including fire.
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #65 on: March 27, 2015, 11:52:02 pm »
Use my psychic powers to give Paul legs that his divine presence may favour me.
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All fanfics are heresy, each and every one, especially the shipping ones. Those are by far the worst.

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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #66 on: March 28, 2015, 04:02:00 am »
Use interpretive dance to confuse Paul so much he becomes mad
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #67 on: March 28, 2015, 06:36:18 am »
Dig a tunnel in the Wall of Paul right next to my house, so I can visit Paul whenever I like.

Order a vege pizza for him. Make sure it doesn't have any pineapple on it.
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Aslandus

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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #68 on: March 28, 2015, 09:54:35 am »
Quote from: Lyeos on March 27, 2015, 10:18:15 pm
Mandate construction of a larger jail around this jail.
[1] You accidentally mandate a smaller jail within the current jail instead. Whoops.
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Quote from: 4maskwolf on March 27, 2015, 10:19:41 pm
Instruct Paul's worshipers to worship him from a distance so as to not cause discomfort in the great one
[1] You misspeak and they get as close to Paul as possible. Paul feels uncomfortable with this development
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Quote from: Nunzillor on March 27, 2015, 10:24:28 pm
BECOME BLACK HOLE.  EAT EVERYTHING.
[3] You become a gray hole. You can't really do anything, but you're visible now.
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 27, 2015, 11:44:32 pm
Set everything on fire. Including fire.
[6] You manage to set all the things on fire. All of them. Even the ones that you probably didn't want on fire.
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The fire goes out when it starts to rain, turns out a lot of this stuff isn't that flammable, but there is some ash on everything...
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Quote from: Andres on March 27, 2015, 11:52:02 pm
Use my psychic powers to give Paul legs that his divine presence may favour me.
[6] He already has legs, they are hidden by the wall, but you give him an extra pair of legs. Paul's not sure what to think of it.
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Quote from: Generally me on March 28, 2015, 04:02:00 am
Use interpretive dance to confuse Paul so much he becomes mad
[5] Paul is enraged by how bad your dancing is. Move over, let Paul show you how it's done with his new double legs:
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Quote from: Yoink on March 28, 2015, 06:36:18 am
Dig a tunnel in the Wall of Paul right next to my house, so I can visit Paul whenever I like.

Order a vege pizza for him. Make sure it doesn't have any pineapple on it.
[4] You dig a tunnel right next to Paul, but he's covering it up in the picture with his leg. The pizza is delicious, and larger than a person. Paul is willing to share if anyone wants some.
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #69 on: March 28, 2015, 10:00:30 am »
Grab some pizza and trap Generally me Ghostbusters style.
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #70 on: March 28, 2015, 10:30:22 am »
SEAL THE STUPID AIR-VENTS AND FIND OUT WHERE MY CREW IS AT
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #71 on: March 28, 2015, 12:54:03 pm »
Just wait until my sentence has been served.
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #72 on: March 28, 2015, 12:56:57 pm »
Ask Paul if he wants the bad bone removed. I'm a surgeon, yknow.
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #73 on: March 28, 2015, 01:22:13 pm »
Quote from: The Froggy Ninja on March 28, 2015, 10:00:30 am
Grab some pizza and trap Generally me Ghostbusters style.
Use interprative dance to convey my dismay at this while dancing away... Majestically
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #74 on: March 28, 2015, 02:53:20 pm »
Give Paul an army of small Pauls
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