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Author Topic: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD - Revenge of the meta  (Read 42760 times)

Yoink

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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #105 on: March 30, 2015, 08:41:31 am »

Find a toilet! Purge the pizza overload!
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #106 on: March 30, 2015, 09:28:21 am »

Convert More Potato Cultists and Poison the Village Well!
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #107 on: March 30, 2015, 10:19:00 am »

Create the anti pineapple
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #108 on: March 30, 2015, 10:25:24 am »

((If I can make a criticism, I think you're doing 6's wrong. A 6 is supposed to be an action so successful that it backfires somehow. With poketwo's 6, for example, you can have the IG arrive in full force but have them attack poketwo because they think it's not him because he's supposed to be in prison. With darkpaladin109's, the jail could've been exploded so hard a piece of metal flew off and stuck in his thigh. If you're using a different system that's fine and you don't have to listen to this anyway but these 6's act a lot like 2's and 3's to me.))
((Yeah, I haven't been thinking through the actual rolls as much as I should, mostly just seeing whether it's "pass" or "fail", I'll try to do a little better on that in the future))

Use my psychic powers to show him a vision of the Emperor.
[4] You show Paul visions of the Emperor. Paul accepts that this Emperor exists, but he's not convinced that he's threatening anything.

No more ruler! this the time for anarchy!
[3] You love the idea of no rules! But wait, what do you actually want to do with no rules? There's actually not much that you weren't already doing...

Take some photos of Paul and make propaganda
[6] You make Paul propaganda. Nobody respects you now that everyone can see you using Paul for your personal vendettas.

Find a toilet! Purge the pizza overload!
[4] You shove all the pizza in a toilet and flush it away. Fwew, that was a close one, you almost ate that stuff!

Convert More Potato Cultists and Poison the Village Well!
[3] You recruit a handful of cultists and pour peanut oil in the well, so some people allergic to peanuts are now dead.

Create the anti pineapple
[6] You create anti-pineapple Luap, if he touches Paul they will both explode and destroy the planet. Luap is also a huge dick and uses his psychic powers to pull you into his mind where he will try to consume your mind for psychic sustenance.

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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #109 on: March 30, 2015, 11:07:33 am »

OK, ORDER MY INQUISITORIAL FLEET I HAVE PARKED AROUND THIS STAR SYSTEM'S FIRST GAS GIANT TO GO AND PICK ME UP AND THIS Magnumcannon CHARACTER. 
« Last Edit: March 30, 2015, 11:10:26 am by poketwo »
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #110 on: March 30, 2015, 11:09:38 am »

Intercept poketwo's message and change it to say that the emperor sucks and Paul's much better than him.
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #111 on: March 30, 2015, 11:15:06 am »

BURN THE HEATHENS! WITH LEFTOVER PIZZA GREASE!
« Last Edit: March 30, 2015, 12:05:08 pm by The Froggy Ninja »
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #112 on: March 30, 2015, 11:21:17 am »

((hold on, I was making propaganda for Paul.))
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #113 on: March 30, 2015, 12:43:21 pm »

((hold on, I was making propaganda for Paul.))
((That's what they all say... In all seriousness you need to tell me that when you take the action next time, if you force me to make assumptions I will probably take the worst possible one. Even if it's not intentional.))

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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #114 on: March 30, 2015, 12:51:55 pm »

((right, now I must drag myself back into public favour. :P))
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #115 on: March 30, 2015, 01:18:45 pm »

Take over Luaps mind and body
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #116 on: March 30, 2015, 02:26:55 pm »

DO IT AGAIN!
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #117 on: March 30, 2015, 04:23:04 pm »

Overthrow Paul, There should be no rulers making up rules.
« Last Edit: March 30, 2015, 04:47:19 pm by Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER »
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #118 on: March 30, 2015, 04:45:05 pm »

Tell Paul about Luap and that the only way to fight him is to raise an army and send them off to fight in his name, seeing as Paul himself can't fight Luap without blowing up the planet. Tell him that it's also suspected that Luap was created by someone secretly working for or part of the Alpha Legion. Even if the Emperor isn't a threat, the force of evil that he fights against is.
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #119 on: March 30, 2015, 06:01:05 pm »

Summon a swarm of snowy owls to protect Paul and keep the order
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