Open door.
(2) Just as you reach for the door handle your wallet flies out of your pocket and smashes through your door without stopping, all your money was in that!
Pay my damn taxes*
*With the organs of dead orphans.
(6) You open the door, showing two men in suits, they show you their IRS badges, you throw the organs at them, they calmly inform you that orphan organs have no value, one of them proceeds to punch you in the face while another reaches into his pocket to bring out a detonator, which you instinctively know is set to blow your house to bits.
((Ill enter too 
))
Wear my best suit and say my wife to make some tee.
Open the doors!
(2) Apparently some dog has been sleeping on your best suit, which is strange since you don't own a dog, while considering this you completely forget what you were going to do.
Open the door and greet them with a shotgun.
(5) You open the doors, before the two men in suits can even show their IRS badges you shoot them with your shotgun, proceeding to tear both of them in half and causing the van behind them to explode.
Slip out the back door and make off with my money
(4) You take your
bag suitcase of money and proceed to make a run for it out the door, you hear the front door being kicked in but you managed to slip away unnoticed.
Avoid explosives on door.
(2) Your door explodes inwards, a wooden splinters cut you all over.
Avoid ninjas coming in through window.
(2) You fail to hear the ninjas sneaking up on you, one gets a firm grip on your wallet but while he's taking it out you grab it and both of you become engaged in a ferocious struggle for the wallet.
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