The IRS is asking for too much money when the world has too little cash, send a message into space inviting everyone to use the IRS headquarters as a weapons testing area.
(6) Who knew that the IRS headquarters is just across the street from where you live, nuclear bombardment has begun.
Hunt down members of Church of Andres.
(1) How could you have been so blind? You hang up your IRS badge and become a high ranking member of the church.
Okay, talk to ninja 
. Who are you and what are you doing in muh closet?
(2) He doesn't say anything and wrestles for your wallet in silence.
Become an infinite continuum of doors.
(2) You walk into a door headfirst and have a headache.
BUY A GUN
(3) WATER GUN
Convert the king of the IRS to the Church of Sacred Enlightenment of the Horse.
(2) That's emperor to you! Also you'll just have to stick with this guy.
Hunt down members of Church of Andres.
(1) How could you have been so blind? You hang up your IRS badge and become a high ranking member of the church.
Chase after the imp!
(4) You chase after him for a while and leap onto him! Since he's rather small there's not much left, you salvage your wallet from imp organs.
Start protesting.
(4) There are many protests.
Unfortunately the Emperor of the IRS doesn't get to become emperor without being able to ignore the people.
Pretend that this is Fallout <insert version here> and start blasting everyone with a shotgun.
(1) You shoot some children and get chased by a bunch of bounty hunters with better stuff then you.
((i think I found lazyest way to deal with it. 
P.S. http://www.abbreviations.com/serp.php?st=IRS&p=2))
IRS now stand only for International Relations Society.
I open the door and we start to talk, cuz why else IRS would come to me?
(6) You wrestle with the IRS ninja and open the door, two men in suits greet you and tell you that you owe money to every nation in the world, since there's only one nation and that's the IRS.
Create a spaceship and go to another earth like planet
(3) Psh, you really think the IRS didn't master space travel? Every planet in this galaxy is controlled by the IRS.
BASICLY, I AM A HIGH RANKING ADMINISTRATUM GUY IN THE SECTOR GOING TO EARTH TO INVESTIGATE WHY IT HASN'T BEEN PAYING ITS THITHE FOR A HUNDRED YEARS, WITH A GROUP OF ARBITIES AS BACK UP. LOOK UP WARHAMMER 40K LEXICANUM TO FIGURE OUT ALL THESE TERMS
(1) You have no idea why Earth has not been paying it's tithe, you are executed for incompetence.
Hug them! I'll take them down too!
(4) You hug them all and you all start burning to ash in a large inferno.
Dive through the back window, they'll never catch me alive!
(1) They caught you alive, you are taken to secondary IRS headquarters since the main one is currently suffering nuclear fallout, they toss you into processing where they turn people into gold.
well, ain't this money nice. I should invest it in something cool. How about the SRI?
(1) The Swiss Radio International are not taking donations because they are controlled by the IRS! They deduce that you don't actually want the money so you lose your raise.
((In ALL my RtD's, not just this one, if you mention the initials of something and I haven't half an idea what, I get to pick whatever I feel like off Wikipedia, beware in the future.))
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