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Sanctume

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Re: Toad
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2015, 11:45:02 am »

soylent green gains you coding time

BoredVirulence

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« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2015, 11:50:27 am »

'This month's donations will be spent on maintaining the infrastructure of the coding dungeons.'
Maintaining the infrastructure of what? All we need is a basement, a door, and an iron bar across it. Maybe a food-chute.
It's all about maintaining the perfect Blood-alcohol concentration to confer superhuman programming abilities.
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Alright, we can calculate the prisoners weight, time out doses of booze through a tube using a microcontroller, and track fluid waste with another microcontroller. Maybe add in occasional breathalyser readings. We can make an IoT for controlled drunkenness coding dungeons! We'll be rich!
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