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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO  (Read 13527 times)

Orange Wizard

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ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« on: April 03, 2015, 12:19:28 am »

It's happening again.

You are space pirates on a space pirate ship! In space!

What do?
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2015, 12:20:54 am »

Scan for other loot-able ships!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2015, 12:24:40 am »

Rename title to IV for accuracy~
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2015, 12:29:43 am »

Rename title to IV for accuracy~
((It's a sequel to my other space pirate thing that died I abandoned, and totally unrelated to your games other than the title))
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2015, 12:31:12 am »

((Mine and several other people's games*
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2015, 12:38:58 am »

((close enough))
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2015, 12:51:17 am »

Search for Circuitbeard's legendary ghost ship, said to haunt the darkest nebulae in the galaxy.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2015, 02:45:02 am »

BRAIN KEVAK WITH A CHAIR
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2015, 03:13:40 am »

Scan for other loot-able ships!
[8] There's a civilian ferry not to far away. Lots of people, poorly defended. The only thing you can see on the scanners that isn't a huge military space station.
Oh, and there's a huge military space station.

Search for Circuitbeard's legendary ghost ship, said to haunt the darkest nebulae in the galaxy.
[4] You have no idea where to start looking. Maybe Spacewikipedia has the answer.

BRAIN KEVAK WITH A CHAIR
[11 v 9] You grab a chair and swing it at Kevak! He stumbles out of the way just in time!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2015, 04:25:00 am »

Make Yoink sexually confused!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2015, 04:56:08 am »

Summon my space sword and then space grapple into the civilian space ship. While singing space shanties.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2015, 05:11:09 am »

((Mine and several other people's games*
((For accuracy, "several other people's" just consists of me.))

Launch a raid on the tax collector's ship!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2015, 09:15:26 am »

Burn and Pillage our Own Ship!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2015, 09:03:36 pm »

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2015, 09:31:41 pm »

Make Yoink sexually confused!
[11 v 4] Yoink is tremendously confused. He drops the chair and starts running away!

Summon my space sword and then space grapple into the civilian space ship. While singing space shanties.
[3] You pick up a chair! It looks kind of like a sword, right?

Launch a raid on the tax collector's ship!
[12] Despite the fact that there was no tax collector's ship here a moment ago, the universe spawned one in just for you! You hop out the airlock and start jetting over to it.

Burn and Pillage our Own Ship!
[8] You set a table on fire. Viva la revolution!

BRAIN KEVAK WITH A CHAIR
[4 v 11] You start to swing the chair, but... you uh... are you turned on? You can't tell. You drop the chair and run for the nearest bathroom.
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