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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO  (Read 13544 times)

Yoink

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2015, 09:32:36 pm »
BRAIN SELF WITH CHAIR

IT IS THE ONLY WAY.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2015, 09:44:28 pm »
Stop Ardent Debater from trashing our ship! With my space gun!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2015, 09:47:43 pm »
Yargh! Captain something something...
Quote from: blazing glory on August 03, 2014, 05:31:53 am
Dread pirate captain Heinrich von Starum Gunthar of the seven quadrants!
Yeah, that.
Shall wipe out all the tax collectors! Explosively board their ship!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2015, 10:20:08 pm »
Build a shrine to the Space Lawyers!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2015, 10:03:01 am »
BE MODERN SPACE PIRATE, DOWNLOAD ALL SORTS OF UNAUTHORIZED GAME CONTENT AND UPLOAD IT TO SPACE 4CHAN
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2015, 04:37:02 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on April 03, 2015, 09:32:36 pm
BRAIN SELF WITH CHAIR
[6] You bash your head against the wall. It's not working! There are still... thoughts!

Quote from: Pencil_Art on April 03, 2015, 09:44:28 pm
Stop Ardent Debater from trashing our ship! With my space gun!
[12 v 2] You blast Ardent Debater with space lasers! He is completely fried! Respawn?

Quote from: blazing glory on April 03, 2015, 09:47:43 pm
Shall wipe out all the tax collectors! Explosively board their ship!
[4] Explosive diarrhea, did you say? You might want to find a bathroom.

Quote from: Kevak on April 03, 2015, 10:20:08 pm
Build a shrine to the Space Lawyers!
[1] You put all the valuables on the ship in a big pile. Lawyers like valuables, right?

Quote from: poketwo on April 05, 2015, 10:03:01 am
BE MODERN SPACE PIRATE, DOWNLOAD ALL SORTS OF UNAUTHORIZED GAME CONTENT AND UPLOAD IT TO SPACE 4CHAN
[7] You start downloading a bunch of games. The ship's internet is kinda slow, though.
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #21 on: April 05, 2015, 04:42:45 pm »
Be the dragon! Nest in the pile of shiny valuables!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #22 on: April 05, 2015, 05:23:24 pm »
GO AND JUST BROWSE SPACE 4CHAN, SPACE /v/ MORE EXACTLY
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Nidilap

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2015, 01:09:02 pm »
Well, this went downhill pretty quick.

Crash the ship into the ferry.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2015, 08:04:49 pm »
Never! Cut a hole in the ship with me laser cutlass!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2015, 08:30:13 pm »
Quote from: Kevak on April 05, 2015, 04:42:45 pm
Be the dragon! Nest in the pile of shiny valuables!
[4] You dive in the pile, scattering them across the room!

Quote from: poketwo on April 05, 2015, 05:23:24 pm
GO AND JUST BROWSE SPACE 4CHAN, SPACE /v/ MORE EXACTLY
[0] The internet connection has failed entirely! 4chan is inaccessible!

Quote from: Nidilap on April 06, 2015, 01:09:02 pm
Crash the ship into the ferry.
[4] You yank the controls and the ship gently bumps the side of the ferry.

Quote from: blazing glory on April 06, 2015, 08:04:49 pm
Never! Cut a hole in the ship with me laser cutlass!
[8] You valiantly struggle to hold everything in, and smash your way into the ferry! Passengers are screaming and running in all directions! There's poop everywhere!
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

blazing glory

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #26 on: April 06, 2015, 08:32:57 pm »
Make use of the facilities.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2015, 08:35:00 pm »
Rebuild the pile!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #28 on: April 06, 2015, 08:48:39 pm »
GET IN MY POWER ARMOR AND PLUNDER THE FRIETER OF ITS INTERNET SYSTEMS
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Yoink

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Re: ROLL TO BE A MINIMALIST SPACE PIRATE II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2015, 11:29:41 pm »
>BEAT HEAD AGAINST FLOOR UNTIL THE DEMONS GO AWAY
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.
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