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Where shall Cog do next

Wait a year for winter and attempt an ocean crossing to Elf island
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Cog the blind Drunk
« Reply #225 on: June 02, 2017, 05:11:37 pm »

You guys are both crazy it's definitely static and I'm not messing with you for science at all.
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Re: Cog the blind Drunk
« Reply #226 on: June 05, 2017, 08:07:09 pm »

Cog needs a sword, Cog needs a sword!  :D

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Re: Cog the blind Drunk
« Reply #227 on: August 22, 2017, 08:08:10 pm »

Cog needs a sword, Cog needs a sword!  :D

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Do NOT give the blind, drunk DWARf a sword. Or at least take it away when he could kill someone by accident.
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Cog the blind Drunk
« Reply #228 on: August 22, 2017, 08:44:20 pm »

Cog needs a sword, Cog needs a sword!  :D

Spoiler: Sword! (click to show/hide)
Do NOT give the blind, drunk DWARf a sword. Or at least take it away when he could kill someone by accident.

Give him two swords. Or better yet, mod the game to allow impromptu creation of swords the same way you can make wooden tools, and also make them out of mangoes.

Big funny floppy mango swords. Bap bap bap.
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Re: Cog the blind Drunk
« Reply #229 on: August 23, 2017, 07:28:12 am »

Cog needs a sword, Cog needs a sword!  :D

Spoiler: Sword! (click to show/hide)
Do NOT give the blind, drunk DWARf a sword. Or at least take it away when he could kill someone by accident.

Give him two swords. Or better yet, mod the game to allow impromptu creation of swords the same way you can make wooden tools, and also make them out of mangoes.

Big funny floppy mango swords. Bap bap bap.

I NEED A MODDER STAT!!!

Also, has this been nominated for the HoL yet?
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Re: Cog the blind Drunk
« Reply #230 on: August 23, 2017, 07:32:56 am »

double post, sorry

I nominated this in the HoL, go vote for it. It more than deserves a spot there.
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Th4DwArfY1

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Re: Cog the blind Drunk
« Reply #231 on: August 24, 2017, 08:43:37 am »

Can't vote for a few months, yet.

Be interesting to see where this goes in that time.
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Re: Cog the blind Drunk
« Reply #232 on: May 08, 2018, 05:44:39 pm »

Just checking up on my favorite blind adventurer, I would love to see what our dear Cog does next.
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Re: Cog the blind Drunk
« Reply #233 on: October 31, 2018, 09:39:59 pm »

This is a polite wake-up call to any lower-boarders still watching this three-year old thread, I've moved the story to this new thread with all of the posts and the new updates there, alongside all the fan-art (in particular, the lost post-it notes). I had thought it would be better to have all the updates coherently in one thread, rather than interspersed between a hundred posts mourning my lack of updates amidst three years of crises and neglect. I truthfully don't deserve such exemplary patience from you lot - Cog got stuck on ice (rather literally) and I have much to thank for the advice of Greatorder in how to resolve the issue (giving Cog extravision, flier and amphibious tags helped immensely, as I had to manually traverse an ocean in what felt like futility - with crashes and an FPS of <1). I didn't want to bump the thread with false hope as while Cog wasn't dead, he was trapped in data limbo which was made worse when I ended up beansing my only save. Only when I found a usable save on a USB stick did I make 5 billion copies of the save, continually crossing the ocean until one of them managed to escape the crash-loop which was being caused by temperature-ocean biome issues. Only now do I feel confident in saying that the Cog adventure lives!
It has hurt me on a philosophical level, never having closure for this blind drunk Dwarf. Every time I have seen a reference to a mechanical cog or a naval cog, or even one of my friends or a post in this thread inquired as to the fate of the dear Dwarf, and I couldn't give a definite answer as to his ultimate destiny. Thanking you all for the surprisingly persistent interest - the adventure will go on

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Re: Cog the blind Drunk
« Reply #234 on: October 31, 2018, 11:45:41 pm »

Naval cog? That must have hit particularly hard, given how you almost lost Cog to an ocean.
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Re: Cog the blind Drunk
« Reply #235 on: November 01, 2018, 08:49:23 am »

Naval cog? That must have hit particularly hard, given how you almost lost Cog to an ocean.
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