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You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« on: April 07, 2015, 09:13:29 am »

Your a Cat that belongs to a Crazy Old Lady, And are Currently in her House. What do you do?
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2015, 09:15:59 am »

Go sleep
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2015, 09:16:37 am »

GO TOMCATTING. OOHH PUSSYCATS
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2015, 09:28:10 am »

hair ball acquired. Commence hacking and coughing
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2015, 09:55:08 am »

Bust out. Go beat down a neighbourhood cat.
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2015, 10:01:15 am »

Find baby mice!
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2015, 10:09:10 am »

Deliberately destroy all expensive objects!
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2015, 10:40:52 am »

Start drinking LOADS of water then run outside for a significant amount of time while peeing so that all the cats know I'm the king.
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2015, 05:16:54 pm »

Sleep. Dream of world domination.
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2015, 05:36:48 pm »

Climb the curtains!
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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2015, 08:27:28 pm »

run into the room. Slide to a halt. look around wide eyed. Run out of the room.

Also, be irritated that I didn't invent this thread myself.

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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2015, 12:57:40 pm »

This hasn't died so don't worry!

Go sleep
[1] You really shouldn't have eaten all of those sleeping pills...

Detoxicated is now in a Coma!

GO TOMCATTING. OOHH PUSSYCATS

[2] You get insulted several times, and now a Very annoyed Alley Cat wants to kill you!

Scratch the couch

[6] The House no longer has Furniture.

hair ball acquired. Commence hacking and coughing

[6] That's a really big hairball...

Salsacookies is now choking to death!

Bust out. Go beat down a neighbourhood cat.

[5] You just beat some random Pervert to near death!

Nidilap is now heavily injured and is in a Coma!

Find baby mice!

[6] Wow, That's a lot of baby mice...

Urist Arrhenius is now drowning in Baby Mice!

Deliberately destroy all expensive objects!

[4] You scratch up the TV while it was on a cooking show and now The Crazy Old Cat Lady is angry.

Sl4cker has been thrown outside.

Start drinking LOADS of water then run outside for a significant amount of time while peeing so that all the cats know I'm the king.

[5] You are now respected by the other cats as Overlord of this entire half-mile section of the City!

Sleep. Dream of world domination.

[3] You fall asleep and dream of continental domination.

Climb the curtains!

[6] Now how did you get on top of the Statue of Liberty?

run into the room. Slide to a halt. look around wide eyed. Run out of the room.

Also, be irritated that I didn't invent this thread myself.

[1] You slide into the room but slip on some Cat Litter and hit your head!

Ozarck is now Moderately Injured and annoyed for some Reason!
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Give the Kitties a Bath.

[3] She tries to give Ozarck and Generally me a Bath!


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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2015, 01:00:33 pm »

Curl up in a bowl and take a nap

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Re: You are a Common House Cat(Semi-Minimalist)
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2015, 01:10:48 pm »

Defect to Poland.
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