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[Delekates]

Open the box.

[Fniff]

Open the box and duck inside those four squares!

[Shaporia]

Waitlist me, please.

[Lalasa]

Is there at least one more waitlist spot?  Because I'd like to take it, please.

[Andres]

Open my crate.

[Dorsidwarf]

Turn 1

My crate. Open it. Receive bacon artifact.
Check out the manifest too.

You yank open the huge box. The artifact inside is a really big generic-looking gun. The gun makes a grumbling noise as you pick it up.

The manifest is as follows:

Spoiler: Being the Crate Manifest (and list of sizes (click to show/hide)

1 Alpha-turn 3          huge              Hawk132
2 Tango-talk Secret       handbag-sized       Delekates
3 Xur-hug 6          finger-sized       Andres
4 Tango-lingly    Turnip    small                Wipeout
5  XXX-ator Moderator       torso-sized             Cerapa
6 Xur-ator Gee          small                Fniff
7 HELLWRACK-turn Spodulator big          
8  Derivative-of god Sectret   fingernail-sized   
9 C-wanderer Moc'cha       pin-sized       
10 Schmulbo-imagine Beta    shopping-bag sized    
11 Omega-stay Code       shopping-bag sized    
12 Schmulbo-lurker-Shmuck    arm-sized       
13 Schmulbo-jump-7       mouse-sized       
14 Wango-lurker 13       large          
15 Sonorous-use Rumpty    rifle-sized       
16 Sonorous-vanish Code   small          
17 32-itch RAL          small          
18 Lar'shani-imagine 4       house-sized       
19 Nikkle-schmersk Shmuck   cat-sized       
20  Beta-imagine Destiny    nail-sized       
21 Promega-untie 6       tiny         
22 Schmulbo-dream Bravo    arm-sized       
23 S'kursk-schmersk Spodulator big          
24 Derivative-vanish Turnip   huge          
25  Schmulbo-of god Soldier    small          
26 B-use Sectret              needle-sized       
27 Lar'shani-kick Code       handbag-sized       
28 Derivative-lurker Soldier    small          
29 Sonorous-schmidt R'Roh   small          
30 Xur-of god Moc'cha      big          
31 Delta-wanderer Moderator   tiny          
32 Waffle-wanderer Gee    small          
33 Schmulbo-hang Robert    large          
34  SHELLWRACK-use 10    pocket-sized      
35 Alert-hug 13         mouse-sized       
36 Nikkle-predator Vibration   fingernail-sized   
37  Dre-schmidt 5       big
38 ABD-wanderer Sickle    rifle-sized
39 Beserk-hug Gee       arm-sized
40 HEX-dream thirteen       tiny    
41 Nonentity-untie Soldier   big    
42 Beserk-itch R'Roh      big

Open my crate, and get what's inside.
Hide.

You open Tango-lingly Turnip, to find a trowel. It looks confusing.
You scamper behind a long pillar.

Open the box.

You pry open the tango-box. A chihuahua leaps out and screams in a mechanical voice WARNING WARNING WARNING. You tuck it under your arm.

Open the box and duck inside those four squares!

Xur-Ator Gee reveals it's secret form to you.... A steely chestplate covered in red unhappy faces with big eyebrows.
The squares are blessed with your ducking.

Open my crate.

A teeny-weeny finger sized dog leaps out and does superfast laps around your feet, trailing red goo.
You dive on it and pick it up.

Cerepa has been pinged (1/3)

Spoiler: Being the Crate Manifest (and list of sizes (click to show/hide)

1 Alpha-turn 3          huge              Hawk132
2 Tango-talk Secret       handbag-sized       Delekates
3 Xur-hug 6          finger-sized       Andres
4 Tango-lingly    Turnip    small                Wipeout
5  XXX-ator Moderator       torso-sized             Cerapa
6 Xur-ator Gee          small                Fniff
7 HELLWRACK-turn Spodulator big          
8  Derivative-of god Sectret   fingernail-sized   
9 C-wanderer Moc'cha       pin-sized       
10 Schmulbo-imagine Beta    shopping-bag sized    
11 Omega-stay Code       shopping-bag sized    
12 Schmulbo-lurker-Shmuck    arm-sized       
13 Schmulbo-jump-7       mouse-sized       
14 Wango-lurker 13       large          
15 Sonorous-use Rumpty    rifle-sized       
16 Sonorous-vanish Code   small          
17 32-itch RAL          small          
18 Lar'shani-imagine 4       house-sized       
19 Nikkle-schmersk Shmuck   cat-sized       
20  Beta-imagine Destiny    nail-sized       
21 Promega-untie 6       tiny         
22 Schmulbo-dream Bravo    arm-sized       
23 S'kursk-schmersk Spodulator big          
24 Derivative-vanish Turnip   huge          
25  Schmulbo-of god Soldier    small          
26 B-use Sectret              needle-sized       
27 Lar'shani-kick Code       handbag-sized       
28 Derivative-lurker Soldier    small          
29 Sonorous-schmidt R'Roh   small          
30 Xur-of god Moc'cha      big          
31 Delta-wanderer Moderator   tiny          
32 Waffle-wanderer Gee    small          
33 Schmulbo-hang Robert    large          
34  SHELLWRACK-use 10    pocket-sized      
35 Alert-hug 13         mouse-sized       
36 Nikkle-predator Vibration   fingernail-sized   
37  Dre-schmidt 5       big
38 ABD-wanderer Sickle    rifle-sized
39 Beserk-hug Gee       arm-sized
40 HEX-dream thirteen       tiny    
41 Nonentity-untie Soldier   big    
42 Beserk-itch R'Roh      big

Spoiler: The Arena (click to show/hide)

[Andres]

Give the dog a scratch behind the ears and open the crates to my bottom-right.

[Dorsidwarf]

Uh, sorry for confusion. The things on the map are terrain. The crates exist in nebulosity CBAT3-Space, so just pick one from the list. By name

[Delekates]

Programm my dog to find a person and detonate after this round. Send it to the west of the map.
Take box #40 and open it.
( hope it works with the ruleZ )

[cerapa]

Sorry about missing the turn.

I open my crate.

[Andres]

Box 8

[wipeout1024]

Open crate 21, and hide.

[Hawk132]

Go shoot Delekates.

[Dorsidwarf]

TURN 2

Give the dog a scratch behind the ears and open box 8

The speedy dog yaps, and you open box 8,  Derivative-Of-God Sectret. Inside is a kitchen knife, but it's only the size of a fingernail, and you have to hold it extra-carefully. On examination, the knife is garish pink with blue spots.

Programm my dog to find a person and detonate after this round. Send it to the west of the map.
Take box #40 and open it.
( hope it works with the ruleZ )

two FULL actions detected, handbag-sized is larger than tiny (equivalent to palm-sized)
You set the dog down and tell it to Kill, boy, Kill, pointing it westwards. It scampers off in that direction.

I open my crate.

You open XXX-ator Moderator, and recieve.... a lawn dart the size of your torso?

Open crate 21, and hide.

You open Promega-Unite 6 and get a tiny airplane.

Go shoot Delekates.

-ROLL DETECTED SECURE BAGGAGE AND SMALL CHILDREN-
[roll]
You dive out from behind the crate barrier like a movie action hero, preparing to shoot him and fly through the air at the same ti-oHGODALARMINGDOG-
[Delekates artifact roll]
The dog lauches a packing crate at you in midair, still blaring alarms
[roll]
The crate clips you, knocking you breathless out of the air, and skidding along the floor. That's a couple of broken bones, you think, squeezing the trigger on your gun.
[4]
You turn into a bright red pool of goo.
Your last thoughts as you recede into the annals of jelly-based destruction are 'that... fucking... dog...'

HAWK 132 HAS DIED.


'And the crowd goes WILD, ladies and gentlemen, with our first fatality, although what an unexpected way to die! Five contestants remaining!

Fniff has been prodded(1/3)

Spoiler: The Arena (click to show/hide)

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Spoiler: Being the Crate Manifest (and list of sizes (click to show/hide)

1 Alpha-turn 3          huge             
2 Tango-talk Secret       handbag-sized       Delekates
3 Xur-hug 6          finger-sized       Andres
4 Tango-lingly    Turnip    small                Wipeout
5  XXX-ator Moderator       torso-sized             Cerapa
6 Xur-ator Gee          small                Fniff
7 HELLWRACK-turn Spodulator big          
8  Derivative-of god Sectret   fingernail-sized   Andres
9 C-wanderer Moc'cha       pin-sized       
10 Schmulbo-imagine Beta    shopping-bag sized    
11 Omega-stay Code       shopping-bag sized    
12 Schmulbo-lurker-Shmuck    arm-sized       
13 Schmulbo-jump-7       mouse-sized       
14 Wango-lurker 13       large          
15 Sonorous-use Rumpty    rifle-sized       
16 Sonorous-vanish Code   small          
17 32-itch RAL          small          
18 Lar'shani-imagine 4       house-sized       
19 Nikkle-schmersk Shmuck   cat-sized       
20  Beta-imagine Destiny    nail-sized       
21 Promega-unite 6       tiny         Wipeout
22 Schmulbo-dream Bravo    arm-sized       
23 S'kursk-schmersk Spodulator big          
24 Derivative-vanish Turnip   huge          
25  Schmulbo-of god Soldier    small          
26 B-use Sectret              needle-sized       
27 Lar'shani-kick Code       handbag-sized       
28 Derivative-lurker Soldier    small          
29 Sonorous-schmidt R'Roh   small          
30 Xur-of god Moc'cha      big          
31 Delta-wanderer Moderator   tiny          
32 Waffle-wanderer Gee    small          
33 Schmulbo-hang Robert    large          
34  SHELLWRACK-use 10    pocket-sized      
35 Alert-hug 13         mouse-sized       
36 Nikkle-predator Vibration   fingernail-sized   
37  Dre-schmidt 5       big
38 ABD-wanderer Sickle    rifle-sized
39 Beserk-hug Gee       arm-sized
40 HEX-dream thirteen       tiny    
41 Nonentity-untie Soldier   big    
42 Beserk-itch R'Roh      big

[Delekates]

Move to the mid of the map and lean towards the wall.
Taking crate #40 and open it.