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Dunamisdeos

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Caption this DF-Based Post-It!
« on: April 18, 2015, 06:57:26 pm »
So, a buddy asked me to make a little comic (for funsies). It ended up on a post-it note, sort of like most of the art I do. The theme was "Modern Dwarf Noble". That is, a Dwarf Noble on Earth in 2015.

I had a caption, but thought it might be fun to submit this scene to the best minds of the CG&S Board and cringe see what you guys come up with.  :P

I included my originally intended caption, too.

THE POST IT
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INTENDED CAPTION
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Re: Caption this DF-Based Post-It!
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2015, 07:17:47 pm »
"Alright, Urist, I'm gonna need a couple of yards of of solid gold industrial-grade piping fit for high-pressure liquid pumping. Yes, solid gold, no alloys. You'll find a way to make it work."
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Re: Caption this DF-Based Post-It!
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2015, 07:39:39 pm »
"... So then he says "We don't have 5 million Jellybeans". I had him executed, you just can't let things like that happen. Oh, wasn't he your brother? Well, I'm sure your better off without him."

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Re: Caption this DF-Based Post-It!
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2015, 11:48:10 pm »
"...can you believe the nerve of that guy?  So I told him "you must be this short to participate and THAT shut him up!"
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Re: Caption this DF-Based Post-It!
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2015, 05:44:39 pm »
Quote from: maxcat61 on April 18, 2015, 07:39:39 pm
"... So then he says "We don't have 5 million Jellybeans". I had him executed, you just can't let things like that happen. Oh, wasn't he your brother? Well, I'm sure your better off without him."

"When I say "Moon Rock Chest" I mean it. I don't care how far away it is."

This raises many more funny questions that it answers.  :P
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