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quekwoambojish

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Re: You know you've been playing too much Dwarf Fortress when...
« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2015, 12:13:48 pm »

You don't go out at night in fear of bogeymen.
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Max™

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Re: You know you've been playing too much Dwarf Fortress when...
« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2015, 12:36:05 pm »

...you have a girlfried.... with a beard.
<- that ain't a male dorf in my avatar, though I did have to add the right facial hair components to the creature pages and edit the .xml's accordingly.

The gf will have to make do a knitted one though.
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maxcat61

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Re: You know you've been playing too much Dwarf Fortress when...
« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2015, 01:00:55 am »

You mentally convert all unites of measurement into "Ursts".
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You can't make an omelette without melting a few dwarves...
The purple overseer hat weights heavily on one's head. Some would argue that the leadership of Doomforest is uneasy to bear for too long. Others would simply suggest that we don't craft the next overseer hat out of rutile.

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Re: You know you've been playing too much Dwarf Fortress when...
« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2015, 04:05:03 am »

That's just plain sensible though, I ask you how many feet are in half a ton and you'll look at me like I'm a damn fool.

I ask how many urists of lumber it takes to make an above ground cistern 20 urists high that could hold at least 80 urists of water, pow, sensible!
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Re: You know you've been playing too much Dwarf Fortress when...
« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2015, 09:56:54 pm »

You creep people out with your morbidity
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Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
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Re: You know you've been playing too much Dwarf Fortress when...
« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2015, 06:19:41 pm »

You plan you next laptop purchase on your Daily DF habit.  Seriously, its going to cost some 800 more than it normally would for me.
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Re: You know you've been playing too much Dwarf Fortress when...
« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2015, 03:34:44 pm »

You start vomiting going outside due to little exposure to the sun (DF habbits).
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Re: You know you've been playing too much Dwarf Fortress when...
« Reply #22 on: May 19, 2015, 10:07:50 am »

Referring to the process of experimentation in other games as !SCIENCE!. For instance, making a new build in any MMO requires !SCIENCE!.
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Pemmican is pretty incredibly durable. Corn and rice also lust forever without refrigeration.
Ah yes, the insatiable lust of corn and rice, clearly two of the most erotic foods.

DragonDePlatino

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Re: You know you've been playing too much Dwarf Fortress when...
« Reply #23 on: May 19, 2015, 08:25:39 pm »

You think to yourself "I'm in a mood for Electronic" and absent-mindedly Google "Dwarf Punk discography".

(Greaaat now I gotta look at that autofill every I type "Dwarf")
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Re: You know you've been playing too much Dwarf Fortress when...
« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2015, 06:05:59 am »

You drink blood when you are thirsty.
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Re: You know you've been playing too much Dwarf Fortress when...
« Reply #25 on: May 26, 2015, 08:13:56 am »

When you lose sleep over [DEPOT INACCESSIBLE]
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Re: You know you've been playing too much Dwarf Fortress when...
« Reply #26 on: May 26, 2015, 08:40:26 am »

When you try to lure your boss into the atom-smasher(elevator) room for mandating something unacceptable.
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The troglodyte head shakes The Troglodyte around by the head, tearing apart the head's muscle!

Risen Asteshdakas, Ghostly Recruit has risen and is haunting the fortress!

Lord_lemonpie

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Re: You know you've been playing too much Dwarf Fortress when...
« Reply #27 on: May 26, 2015, 08:44:32 am »

When you need alcohol to get through the working day.
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pondicherry

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Re: You know you've been playing too much Dwarf Fortress when...
« Reply #28 on: May 26, 2015, 09:24:01 am »

when you start thinking you should butcher your cat and your dog, because... delicious.
and
when you start saying It was Inevitable for all things ..
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Gojira1000

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Re: You know you've been playing too much Dwarf Fortress when...
« Reply #29 on: May 26, 2015, 11:30:54 pm »

When you determine the type of biome you live in.
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