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Author Topic: [cat] Boundless Feline  (Read 1850 times)

Ozarck

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Re: [cat] Boundless Feline
« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2015, 11:45:08 am »

nah, we reserve those kind of gifts for special humans. If we start giving gifts out to any ol' human wandering around our water hole, they'll start taking us for granted, or worse.

Prophet

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Re: [cat] Boundless Feline
« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2015, 03:49:17 pm »

Go to the humans and demand tribute in the form head scratches. If we find their offering adequate, allow them to live another day.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Andres

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Re: [cat] Boundless Feline
« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2015, 04:27:25 pm »

Go to the humans and demand tribute in the form head scratches. If we find their offering adequate, allow them to live another day.
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Go to the stream and drink.
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Re: [cat] Boundless Feline
« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2015, 05:38:40 pm »

You walk down to the water, passing a couple human structures.

Oddly enough you can only see a small group of children playing by the water.

You go down to the edge and drink enough to sate your thirst then approach the children.

They see you coming and they run over to greet and stroke you, before you even have time to order them to do so.

There are a lot of hands and some of the children are rubbing against the lie of your fur. This does not please you.

You break of from their hands, and the children try to follow you. You hide in some tall grass and yowl out the sentence of their deaths for the treacherous crime of not scratching you adequately.

Almost immediately after, a loud bell tolls thrice, pauses for a moment then repeats. The children are suddenly appear stricken with panic and rush off.

You feel quite pleased with yourself for striking fear into their hearts, even if you have no idea what just happened.

The bell is still tolling the same pattern and you hear shouting in the distance.

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Andres

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Re: [cat] Boundless Feline
« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2015, 06:01:37 pm »

Find a tree, climb it, and sit back while the inevitable ork invasion passes through.
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Re: [cat] Boundless Feline
« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2015, 06:33:34 pm »

Find a tree, climb it, and sit back while the inevitable ork invasion passes through.
+1 to the finding a tree and climbing it part.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Worldmaster27

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Re: [cat] Boundless Feline
« Reply #21 on: May 11, 2015, 09:39:24 pm »

oh and like hiatus and stuff sorry
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