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<<+~Huge (HUGE!) Stonecrap Mortgages!~+>> (Adventurer Mode Funny)
« on: May 16, 2015, 12:29:51 pm »
Tired of goblins setting your thatching on fire and kicking holes in your stucco?


So am I!


Hi, I'm Alu Hardytown and I run Huge Stonecrap Mortgages!


Bring me an [INORGANIC:SOUL:NONE] and I'll set you up with a brand new [BUILDING:STONE]!



What do I need the souls for? DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!


Wish your friends and family weren't dead? I'M NOT A NECROMANCER!


Love your new [BUILDING:STONE] but wish it were in a different site? YOU SHOULDA TALKED TO ME THERE!


Huge Stonecrap Mortgages, see our new sign by the smoldering wreckage of our once majestic wooden mead hall, off the intersection of Coastal Tulon and Sturdy Udal, we'll treat you... wait is that...


Shit, they're back, no this isn't part of the commercial, don't just stand there and watch, help me... look, I just want to go home ok?


Ok, I'm sure we can work this out guys, maybe I can fix up those musty towers for you, mayb-


Oh gods, oh gods... no, please don't, oh gods it hurts... I just wanted to sell hou-




« Last Edit: May 17, 2015, 02:39:54 pm by Max™ »
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Re: <<+~Huge (HUGE!) Stonecrap Mortgages!~+>>
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2015, 12:40:26 pm »
rofl this was wonderful. Very nicely done!
I couldn't decide whether I thought it was a weird spambot or a DF player when I read the title. Turned out to be the second option and I laughed multiple times.
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ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
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O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: <<+~Huge (HUGE!) Stonecrap Mortgages!~+>>
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2015, 12:41:24 pm »
This is a masterful post. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of humor. This object menaces with spikes of wit.
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Re: <<+~Huge (HUGE!) Stonecrap Mortgages!~+>>
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2015, 12:42:46 pm »
I was having a really weird dream when I woke up chuckling, I recall something about trying to merge through traffic while riding something resembling a minecart and the commercial going through my head, woke the gf up with the delivery, she laughed, I decided I had to make it and post it.
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Re: <<+~Huge (HUGE!) Stonecrap Mortgages!~+>>
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2015, 12:53:13 pm »
Quote from: Max™ on May 16, 2015, 12:42:46 pm
I was having a really weird dream when I woke up chuckling, I recall something about trying to merge through traffic while riding something resembling a minecart and the commercial going through my head, woke the gf up with the delivery, she laughed, I decided I had to make it and post it.
That's pretty surreal. I'm glad I'm not the only one who ends up in ASCII video games at times.
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Quote from: Naryar on June 20, 2015, 02:31:09 am
how do I lizard Werewolf
Quote from: Nordinkel on October 06, 2014, 04:36:12 pm
ther seems to be a little gecko problem somehwere.
Quote from: Kamin on July 09, 2014, 02:15:06 am
O gawd, drank all ten beers. And 3/5 of this at dinner.  I'm dronk.

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Re: <<+~Huge (HUGE!) Stonecrap Mortgages!~+>>
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2015, 01:00:39 pm »
The title came from the commercial btw, that's why I woke up chuckling because I had this announcer guy saying "HUGE STONECRAP MORTGAGES" in the background while I was riding the minecart thing trying to get around the slower traffic ahead of me.
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Re: <<+~Huge (HUGE!) Stonecrap Mortgages!~+>>
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2015, 03:24:05 pm »
10/10 Would laugh again.
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Re: <<+~Huge (HUGE!) Stonecrap Mortgages!~+>> (Adventurer Mode Funny)
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2015, 10:40:00 pm »
Now available in imgur gallery format: http://imgur.com/gallery/68jER

Got an idea for a second part but I'm waiting til this weekend because I'm beat.
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Re: <<+~Huge (HUGE!) Stonecrap Mortgages!~+>> (Adventurer Mode Funny)
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2015, 10:46:27 pm »
Aww man! A second part would be awesome!
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Re: <<+~Huge (HUGE!) Stonecrap Mortgages!~+>> (Adventurer Mode Funny)
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2015, 11:16:41 pm »
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ!!?!!
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« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2015, 12:56:40 am »
Quote from: Taupe on May 21, 2015, 11:16:41 pm
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ!!?!!

That is the right response, finally, thank you!
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Re: <<+~Huge (HUGE!) Stonecrap Mortgages!~+>> (Adventurer Mode Funny)
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2015, 04:18:34 pm »
Nice job, Max.
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