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Author Topic: Zombie Zoeds  (Read 24812 times)

Sergarr

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Re: Zombie Zoeds
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2015, 08:56:42 am »

Quote from: A review that recommended the game
Buy a bundle including the game ZOMBIE ZOID.
See it gets released on steam.
Check forums for when we'll get keys.
See nothing from devs.
Devs rename game ZOMBIE ZOEDS to try to get out of obligations to bundle buyers.
Buyers freak out.
Finally get key.
Install game.
Missing executable.

10/10 worst devs ever.
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Devs rename game ZOMBIE ZOEDS to try to get out of obligations to bundle buyers.
What.
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Re: Zombie Zoeds
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2015, 09:05:21 am »

Guys, you need to check out the developer's website. I'm not even going to try to describe it - you need to see it for yourself.
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Re: Zombie Zoeds
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2015, 09:09:12 am »

I find it funny that if you try to actually access any of the tarot reading stuff on the website you get a message that they removed it because they feared it would lead people away from God.
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Zombie Zoeds
« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2015, 09:13:42 am »

It's funny, though, since that stuff is still on the site. ::)
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Re: Zombie Zoeds
« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2015, 09:37:42 am »

Guys, you need to check out the developer's website. I'm not even going to try to describe it - you need to see it for yourself.

I'm relatively sure it's not the same mystic games (even though that would be very, very amusing).
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Re: Zombie Zoeds
« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2015, 09:45:39 am »

I tried to find a link to a website from the developer's profile on Steam and couldn't find one.
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« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2015, 09:49:00 am »

You might be right, the English on that website is too coherent to be from the maker of Zombie Zoeds. Still funny, though!

EDIT: Think I found what was the actual developer's "website" and his YouTube channel, featuring this gem of a game...
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Re: Zombie Zoeds
« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2015, 09:58:36 am »

that video lists this as features:
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20 long missions
Good graphics and gameplay
10 bosses
Good governance
Remind dandy
good governance????
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Zombie Zoeds
« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2015, 10:00:07 am »

that video lists this as features:
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20 long missions
Good graphics and gameplay
10 bosses
Good governance
Remind dandy
good governance????
WHAT IN THE SHIT IS "REMIND DANDY"?
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Re: Zombie Zoeds
« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2015, 10:05:03 am »

WHAT IN THE SHIT IS "REMIND DANDY"?
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Re: Zombie Zoeds
« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2015, 10:11:40 am »

This is sheer gold.
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Re: Zombie Zoeds
« Reply #26 on: May 24, 2015, 10:51:58 am »

Game of the year all years
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Re: Zombie Zoeds
« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2015, 11:26:58 am »

So, just to make sure, this really isn't about zombie coeds?
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Re: Zombie Zoeds
« Reply #28 on: May 24, 2015, 12:21:20 pm »

So, just to make sure, this really isn't about zombie coeds?
Only if you fail to remind dandy. That would be terribly un-good governance.
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« Reply #29 on: May 24, 2015, 12:23:54 pm »

So, just to make sure, this really isn't about zombie coeds?
Only if you fail to remind dandy. That would be terribly un-good governance.
nothing superfluous only battle
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