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Author Topic: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves  (Read 929535 times)

JEB Davis

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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #7275 on: May 10, 2019, 09:28:37 pm »

Dear all Urist McDorfs in the military,

Please wear the metal footwear as prescribed by your uniform.

Thank you.

(yes, I know this is a known issue)
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #7276 on: May 11, 2019, 03:18:48 am »

Queen Urist von Armorstand III,



When this stockpile is full I am dropping you and and your collection into the volcano.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #7277 on: May 11, 2019, 09:21:49 am »

Ahhahaha. Spoken like a true Bay12er... but why kill her off? You'll just get another mandating monarch in replacement, no?
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #7278 on: May 11, 2019, 02:26:42 pm »

Ahhahaha. Spoken like a true Bay12er... but why kill her off? You'll just get another mandating monarch in replacement, no?

I just need one who likes menacing spikes and nothing else. So I guess Vlad the Impaler is the ideal DF monarch.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #7279 on: May 12, 2019, 07:38:01 pm »

I dunno, I'm usually pretty happy with the ones that like shields, or hammers, or swords.
Had a military that kept equipped with shields solely because of one baron's military spending plan.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #7280 on: June 13, 2019, 04:04:30 pm »

If a Monarch asks for weapons and Shields, I always imagine him like a warlike dwarf preparing for battle, while if he(she) asks for useless stuff like armor stands, I kindly force them to swim in the orange juice pool, AKA Armok's Blood.
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #7281 on: June 23, 2019, 09:58:09 am »

Dear Urist McPolytheist:

Yes, I know you're worried about "not being able to pray to Limul." Well, there's a temple to Limul right down the hall, but you just stick around where you are praying to one of the other four gods you worship even though you're unfettered after praying to that one.

Armok - and all the other gods - help those who help themselves.

- Yr benevolent overlord
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Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« Reply #7282 on: June 23, 2019, 11:01:39 pm »

From what I've heard, polytheists can get "stuck" worshipping in the same dedicated temple, giving reverence to the same god over and over again. Try replacing your dedicated temples with a single generic one? Supposedly that helps.
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