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Author Topic: What's going on in your fort?  (Read 3240162 times)

Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #39465 on: January 31, 2015, 11:39:11 pm »

I have the squad ready


So emptying an entire underground lake upon it will just result in a giant steam cloud?
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utunnels

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #39466 on: February 01, 2015, 12:41:26 am »

It has nothing to do with steam.
If I recall correctly, FBs can't be drown. At least I never saw them drown.
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #39467 on: February 01, 2015, 12:47:32 am »

I wander if dwarves like steam baths?


Also recent caravan left
Dwarves are puking everywhere
And Urist McI got attacked on the job, is now spending his permanent retirement watching my spear squad train
« Last Edit: February 01, 2015, 12:50:38 am by Cryxis, Prince of Doom »
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #39468 on: February 01, 2015, 01:39:50 am »

So...after the web-spitting Titan showed up...this guy shows up only a few months later.



First I get my first monster creature that spits webs, and now I get my first deadly dust creature in the same year. I've never dealt with these guys before, so any advice while I have all of my dwarves hiding in their hole in the ground?
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #39469 on: February 01, 2015, 01:41:50 am »

Weremice outbreak again
14 dead
Many severely wounded


Yup let the fuckery begin, I don't care what happens anymore.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #39470 on: February 01, 2015, 03:06:51 am »

just had a "Giant lizard with scales and two tails that breaths fire" FB duke it out for several minutes with a cave dragon. felt like i was watching an old Godzilla movie.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #39471 on: February 01, 2015, 03:25:08 am »

just had a "Giant lizard with scales and two tails that breaths fire" FB duke it out for several minutes with a cave dragon. felt like i was watching an old Godzilla movie.

Who won?!

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #39472 on: February 01, 2015, 03:51:37 am »

A fire spitting scaly shrimp forgotten beast came.
It attacked a troll and badly wounded it.
At first I thought the troll was dead. But it gored the FB and the latter slammed into an obstacle and died.

Some mushroom trees caught fire, but the troll got away by climbing along the cliff.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #39473 on: February 01, 2015, 04:25:31 am »

Goblins came. For 4 years they had been quiet. When I thought they had gone for good, they caught me off guard.
Two woodcutters died. One of them was a legendary warrior, but when he didn't have his uniform, he didn't stand a chance.

Now I had only 18 dorfs left, but finally I could have some fresh migrants.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #39474 on: February 01, 2015, 05:17:14 am »

just had a "Giant lizard with scales and two tails that breaths fire" FB duke it out for several minutes with a cave dragon. felt like i was watching an old Godzilla movie.

Who won?!

tie...though technically the fb lasted about a minute longer then the dragon before bleeding out.

love the irony of a fire breathing lizard killing a dragon that's forgotten how to breath fire

cave dragon and fb stew anyone?
« Last Edit: February 01, 2015, 05:20:19 am by Kattel »
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #39475 on: February 01, 2015, 08:13:20 am »

The Forgotten Beast Asdosuthgur has come!  A towering humanoid composed of grime and filth.  It has a knobby shell and it has a gaunt appearance.  Beware its deadly spittle!

Asdosuthgur, Forgotten Beast
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No body wants to drink this.



Finally killed the filth FB.

The duchess of Laborclutch bites The Forgotten Beast in the head, chipping it!
« Last Edit: February 01, 2015, 08:38:48 am by utunnels »
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #39476 on: February 01, 2015, 08:36:20 am »

In a fit of rage I channeled out the lake to dump into the pit
Lost 3 miners, two were legendary
My doctors are to scared to do their jobs, I fear my spear squad has become infected, one of the weremice transformed back to dorf so I can't kill em
There is blood and vomit all over the fort and way too much mismatched items


This was a very fun fort to say the least
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Urist Tilaturist

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #39477 on: February 01, 2015, 10:45:57 am »

You can't kill a dwarf? What sort of player are you? Just assign it a room and dump magma on it/cave it in.
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #39478 on: February 01, 2015, 11:27:04 am »

It's not that I don't have the means to kill him I just forget which one it was


I remember it was a noble so I gathered all the nobles in the baroness's room and caved in the roof
Then retired the fort because it was going to hell
Might return to it in a few years
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #39479 on: February 01, 2015, 11:56:38 am »

A kobold thief! There is a God!

So far so good for the Tower of Dust*.

I should build fortifications from ash...

*Well, clay.
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