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Author Topic: What's going on in your fort?  (Read 3750953 times)

scourge728

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #50385 on: July 20, 2017, 02:34:39 pm »

Cold, and a rebellion using it as a capitol

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #50386 on: July 21, 2017, 10:46:33 am »

I reclaimed a fortress. My dwarves now must drink stagnant water until either we get the plump helmet fields going again, or I finally decide to create a screw pump.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #50387 on: July 21, 2017, 11:53:14 am »

Nothing.

Literally nothing.

Population's at a steady 300+ (including visitors), domesticated GCS and surprisingly generous caverns have guaranteed EVERYONE has silk and gold covering them from head to toe, all of my militia have been training for a solid decade and are legendary in pretty much every combat skill, the king and his squad came and settled, struck enough adamantine to make my militia untouchable, entrance is pretty much impenetrable and I have four forgotten beasts dead, with a fifth caged.

Where's the fun? Were it not so laggy I'd have just dug down to the Circus by now :'(
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Re: Bad migrant wave
« Reply #50389 on: July 22, 2017, 02:51:45 am »

I've started a new fort with many neighbors: humans, dwarfs, elfs, goblins, kobolds and a tower

I've started my fort a all works fine. Then came the best migrant wave ever  :D
5 migrants. One bowjer and one stonecrafter that are merried and their 3 childs. No animals
So I hope, that the tower doesn't send zombies. Its a bit in distance, but you never know :)

Have a happy day in your fort!
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andrian

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #50390 on: July 22, 2017, 07:16:08 am »

Okay, guys... A Titan just showed up in my fortress, and it has a description unlike anything I've seen before.

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Have I... just been attacked by the spirit of the holidays?

UPDATE: The spirit of the holidays just kicked one of my tanners so hard his nuts exploded.
« Last Edit: July 22, 2017, 07:31:34 am by andrian »
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #50391 on: July 22, 2017, 08:43:26 am »

Okay, guys... A Titan just showed up in my fortress, and it has a description unlike anything I've seen before.

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Have I... just been attacked by the spirit of the holidays?

UPDATE: The spirit of the holidays just kicked one of my tanners so hard his nuts exploded.

I've never seen an "Aura of Giving and Kindness" before either. I didn't know that was a thing. Does it do anything different? Or are those just it's spheres?

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #50392 on: July 22, 2017, 08:47:24 am »

I've never seen an "Aura of Giving and Kindness" before either. I didn't know that was a thing. Does it do anything different? Or are those just it's spheres?

No clue. It didn't seem to change anything, but I don't even know how I'd find that out.

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #50393 on: July 22, 2017, 01:12:29 pm »

I mean if it were going to do anything, then it would make any dwarf within it's field of activity be... really giving and kind?

Basically it would turn your dwarves into anti-dwarves, and whenever they interacted with a dwarf, they'd both be annihilated in a blazing ball of magma.

Better to kill it quickly.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #50394 on: July 22, 2017, 01:19:30 pm »

I mean if it were going to do anything, then it would make any dwarf within it's field of activity be... really giving and kind?

Basically it would turn your dwarves into anti-dwarves, and whenever they interacted with a dwarf, they'd both be annihilated in a blazing ball of magma.

Better to kill it quickly.

I mean, it couldn't give you coal or something like that. You know the DF community, they'd exploit anything the Spirit of Christmas gave them.

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #50395 on: July 22, 2017, 01:45:00 pm »

I mean, it couldn't give you coal or something like that. You know the DF community, they'd exploit anything the Spirit of Christmas gave them.

I know exactly which dorfs I'd assign to demonstrating appreciation of someone gave my current fort some gorram coal.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #50396 on: July 22, 2017, 04:59:01 pm »

Sadly, the spirit of the holidays is dead now. I sent some marksdwarves to take it out from behind my fortifications, but before any of them could fire a killing shot, a human visitor managed to kill it with a spear thrust to the heart. I made an exception to my "no non-dwarven mercenaries" policy for that human.

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Re: Bad migrant wave
« Reply #50397 on: July 22, 2017, 06:09:38 pm »

So I hope, that the tower doesn't send zombies. Its a bit in distance, but you never know :)
A hope will not stop zombies! prepare! Get a door at least.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #50398 on: July 22, 2017, 07:36:19 pm »

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #50399 on: July 22, 2017, 09:53:31 pm »

I find it more than mildly disconcerting that every.single.dwarf.child worships Ritas, Goddess of the Night.

But what's more confusing to me is that it's my Fertility god, not the god of the night, that is the one cursing people with lycanthropy and vampirism throughout history.

In fact, the Fertility God is the only one who seems to have any kind of history.
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