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[Monomstodir]

Ímimi Chancemother, an Elven poet has joined Silverdiamond. She personally would have nature and the great outdoors burned to ashes and converted to a great mining pit.

Might be Saruman, but we like her. She can stay. The charcoal makers could use another hand, and I've just finished a lovely wing of smoothed obsidian apartments.

ETA: she just punched a forgotten beast to death.

[TD1]

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The hell do they feed clerks these days?

[Fleeting Frames]

Military demonstrations, presumably.

[ZM5]

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The hell do they feed clerks these days?

He's probably a former sailor. I'd be careful about feeding him spinach in case he ever goes berserk.

[TD1]

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The hell do they feed mayors these days?

[Dunamisdeos]

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The hell do they feed mayors these days?

Must have been made of snow or mud or some such.

[Derpy Dev]

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The hell do they feed mayors these days?

Must have been made of snow or mud or some such.

Not the mayor, of course. He was forged from dwarven steel.

[Khan Boyzitbig]

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The hell do they feed mayors these days?

Must have been made of snow or mud or some such.

Not the mayor, of course. He was forged from dwarven steel.

You know what they say right? Born from a rocky womb, skin made of Iron, bones made of Steel.
Titans on the other hand can be real pathetic.

[Derpy Dev]

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The hell do they feed mayors these days?

Must have been made of snow or mud or some such.

Not the mayor, of course. He was forged from dwarven steel.

You know what they say right? Born from a rocky womb, skin made of Iron, bones made of Steel.
Titans on the other hand can be real pathetic.

Skin made of mud, bones made of soil...

[StagnantSoul]

Freaking troglodytes killed the forgotten beast I was setting up to fight... A poisonous spittle snail, they swarmed it and smacked it to death with only one casualty, though they seem to have lost all their fat.

[Moonstone_Flower]

My militia captain gave a name to his crossbow while he was asleep.

This reminds me that my militia captain gave birth while asleep.

[Sanctume]

My militia captain gave a name to his crossbow while he was asleep.

This reminds me that my militia captain gave birth while asleep.

I had an overseer gave birth while in a fey mood at the magma forge.  After she shield a created, she was seeking for the infant crawling on the weapons stockpile.

[Libash_Thunderhead]

... though they seem to have lost all their fat.

Congratulations, you discovered a way to lose weight.

[krisslanza]

So I found an embark with 4 Towers. So, naturally, I have to give it a try. I had a basic idea to make a bunker for everyone to hide in, worse case scenario, had 4 Koas with some military skill and maces.

So zombies showed up in the Autumn. Plan goes as, well planned, civvies hide in the bunker, military tries (and utterly fails) to stop 3 zombies. So I figure I'll just wait it out and...
I realize the civvies fleeing in terror. Confused, I suddenly remember - I forgot to climb proof the bunker. So the zombies just killed everyone. Whoops. Well, I backed that up so I'll try again and remember to climb-proof the bunker this time...

[Reudh]

"Ral, are you ever going to remove that pike?"
"nah"
"But it gets in the way when you're training! I know you're proud of having been wounded in combat, but the pike keeps clocking me on the head every time we spar!"
"good"
"Bloody hell Ral, you're gonna be the death of me one day."
"okay, i don't care, I'm keeping this pike."