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Author Topic: What's going on in your fort?  (Read 5854544 times)

pganon

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #57255 on: May 14, 2023, 05:50:57 am »

Had an elven ambush the other day, appearing right in the middle of a pack of 100 goblins. The elves lost instantly, and didn't manage to even move further than one tile into the map.

My dwarfs polished and collected even the last copper helmet but no amount of forbidding, reclaiming and dumping made them touch the heaps of instrument parts, splints, cages and bracelets that the grown-wood faction brought along.

Only the children rejoice, declaring this last corner of the map, situated beyond every defence structure, their favourite playground. Needless to say, this is the very corner where I expect the next invasion... these kids better grow up quickly!
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Wilfred of Ivanhoe

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #57256 on: May 20, 2023, 08:49:28 pm »

During a siege, I spied this funny thought. I guess that's pretty much every warrior that ever went to battle, huh?

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Salmeuk

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #57257 on: May 21, 2023, 01:53:31 pm »

the dwarves . . . they drown themselves. the river's water calls to them and, under this dark influence, they fling themselves from the battlements and drown in the shallow riverbed. I've lost eight dwarves and two picks to this phenomenon. Oddly enough, the drownings do not have anything to do with waterfalls, and the particular bug or mechanic that causes the dwarves to kill themselves at that particular elbow bend, under those particular trees... I have not a clue what it is.

Some ancient curse flows in that stream. We must build the walls higher. Higher! Don't let the dwarves see the water, give into temptation. Brick by brick we hide this haunted forest stream.
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dikbutdagrate

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« Reply #57258 on: May 23, 2023, 05:12:22 pm »

Fell mood testing on [INTELLIGENT] HFS.

Some interesting results thus far.

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TheFlame52

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #57259 on: May 23, 2023, 05:59:55 pm »

Incredible stuff.

Uthimienure

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #57260 on: May 24, 2023, 01:25:31 pm »

Gravearmor's pop has reached 556 in fort year 51.
Little girl Zon went crazy and died of thirst before committing another crime.
Work continues...
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« Reply #57261 on: May 25, 2023, 03:19:13 am »

Incredible stuff.

Got one you'll probably enjoy then.
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TheFlame52

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #57262 on: May 25, 2023, 06:01:07 pm »

Quite possibly, the worst helmet ever forged. :P It doesn't even protect the wearer, since fire is a gas!

Schmaven

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #57263 on: May 25, 2023, 07:40:05 pm »

Quite possibly, the worst helmet ever forged. :P It doesn't even protect the wearer, since fire is a gas!

Except maybe from noogies
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King Zultan

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« Reply #57264 on: May 26, 2023, 12:54:50 am »

It's like an opposite day helmet, it hurts more than it protects.
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callisto8413

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #57265 on: May 30, 2023, 07:48:20 pm »

Turns out Utharaptors are a lot better at defense than velocriraptors. 
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delphonso

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #57266 on: May 31, 2023, 06:51:25 pm »

Utahraptors were about the size of a human - they're really what are called velociraptors in Jurassic Park. Velociraptors were a bit bigger than chickens, for comparison. I reckon the mod is accurate.

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #57267 on: June 02, 2023, 11:28:38 pm »

A troglodyte died of, presumably, forgotten beast extract syndromes, fell out of a tree, and landed on and injured another troglodyte. Theres several of them are unconscious under the tree.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #57268 on: June 04, 2023, 05:51:24 pm »

A troglodyte died of, presumably, forgotten beast extract syndromes, fell out of a tree, and landed on and injured another troglodyte. Theres several of them are unconscious under the tree.
What are they doing in the trees? ???
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Urist McShire

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #57269 on: June 05, 2023, 12:58:22 am »

Gravearmor's pop has reached 556 in fort year 51.
Little girl Zon went crazy and died of thirst before committing another crime.
Work continues...
556? How is your FPS doing?
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