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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #31545 on: November 17, 2013, 08:41:20 am »

In an attempt to get Goblins to siege me, I created this taunting message.



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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #31546 on: November 17, 2013, 08:56:34 am »

Is that made of candy?
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #31547 on: November 17, 2013, 09:02:18 am »

More likely it's microcline. Fools Candy.
 
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #31548 on: November 17, 2013, 10:44:43 am »

In an attempt to get Goblins to siege me, I created this taunting message.

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There is no such a thing as "elven ladies". There are elves and elves with breasts. No other difference.
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Quote from: Necrisha
while I'm processing immigrants
Therefore, starve your metalsmiths for maximum gains.

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #31549 on: November 17, 2013, 11:15:20 am »

There is no such a thing as "elven ladies". There are elves and elves with breasts. No other difference.
Can I sig this?
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #31550 on: November 17, 2013, 11:24:38 am »

Sure, why not?
Second time I'm getting sigg'd ~(O>O)~
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #31551 on: November 17, 2013, 11:41:16 am »

I decided to massacre the elven caravan this time around. They never bring anything useful anyway, and my three-man-military could use the tragedy.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #31552 on: November 17, 2013, 01:37:14 pm »

"Oh, no, Urist, come on, don't... AUUUGHHH you threw up in the brazier.  Classy bro.  Now the whole glorious entrance is going to smell like burnt vomit.  It's a wonder you didn't burn yer beard off you ninny."

On second thought, I feel like that's what most dwarf fortress would start to smell like after a while.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #31553 on: November 17, 2013, 02:02:49 pm »

So I'm about to purchase 78,406 Urists of stuff from the Dwarven caravan.

Prepared Food is OP.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #31554 on: November 17, 2013, 04:32:46 pm »

It seems my insulting message had backfired. The elves were insulted by my taunt and brought no exotic animals this year.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #31555 on: November 17, 2013, 05:55:50 pm »

I had an encounter with one 1-z level and another 6-z level with layer of clay in-between.

There were some difficulties, but in the end I breached it and engineered a waterfall just next to the stairway which comes from the uppermost and is drained by the lowest aquifer level.

It can be turned on and off. The drain can be opened so the flowing water will be available below, and it is just three lever operated bridges away from doubling as drowning trap. I like it already.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #31556 on: November 17, 2013, 06:47:12 pm »

This sums it up nicely:
"Thy Elven sins shall be immolated in a holy bath of magma. Should any of thee perish, 'twas but Armok's punishment for your elven sins. Shed not a tear, elves, for they were impure of heart, placing the wood ahead of the stone, and thus unworthy of the Dwarven Way. Those blessed elves who survive are the Chosen of Armok, and shall be rewarded greatly, with gold and silver, before those fortunate few are invariably and immediately stabbed by various weapons. As a 'sacrifice', of course."
-- Excerpt from the holy book of Armok,
On Elves
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #31557 on: November 17, 2013, 11:35:04 pm »

My poor weaponsmith has a broken heart. She'll be fine, though. It doesn't seem to be bleeding.

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #31558 on: November 18, 2013, 12:35:24 am »

Of seven axedwarves, 6 of them have become Axe lords, + one legendary axedwarf Champion. When Rhinos are making my haulers cancel jobs, I send out my axedwarves to slice them into little pieces. It's a good life. During a recent ambush, I watched an axe lord rip a goblin marksman squad into little tiny pieces in a few seconds,dodging bolts like it ain't no thang.

Unfortunately, these super efficient and death defying dwarfs generate a lot of hauling jobs. I need to find magma soon to dump goblinite into soon, or things are going to get slow, in terms of FPS.
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And thus did the dream of dwarven antigravity fade away, not with a massive explosion or a flood of magma, but with a whimper.

I'm going to be depressed all day now.

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #31559 on: November 18, 2013, 12:54:32 am »



Aw, shit...

On another note, she's the best mayoress/duchess I could ask for. No mandates.



On the other hand, maybe one of these days she'll demand a slade statue or something... shit... and her a legendary butcher and all...
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